Would anybody mind if I took tomorrow off?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

I WAS gonna take today off, but I ended up having to fix two computers in two different counties, so I worked all afternoon. So I thought I'd sleep in tomorrow and take it easy. I wonder if the boss would mind...

Oh, wait a minute. I AM the boss. COOL! Don't bother calling-- my phone will be off!

They're right-- it IS good to be in charge! :evilgrin:

[Lady Effingbroke]

1. Nope, go right on ahead!

have fun! :toast:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Thank you, m'lady!

Discount computer repair service for you next time you need it. See, it pays to be generous to people!

[Veggie Meathead]

2. I Uncle Veggie, order you to take the whole week off.You deserve

it!

[daligirrl]

4. Please. . .

do whatever you have to do. We value you as an employee, and your needs are foremost. However, we would appreciate it if you submitted a doctor's excuse if you are sick, or an official document if this is a legal-related absence. Thank you.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. How odd

since I own the company, and I don't quite recall seeing you in the office before (since it's the spare room next to my bedroom, I hope to think I'd remember).

Oh, well, my memory IS slipping these days. Expect a raise in your next envelope!

[daligirrl]

6. Well, you are obviously going to be absent. . .

because you are suffering from some mental disorder, as I am the young lady in a corset and men's boots that takes all your correspondance. How could you forget, as I was rescued from the orphanage by your own person? Alas, I fear the raise in my envelope, as it may again portent a raise in my frilly skirts!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. Tell me, please.

did you get what you are smoking from me? 'Cause if so, I'd like to get a bit of it back... Corsets have been out of style for a couple seasons! :bounce:

[daligirrl]

8. Sorry sweetie. . .

Just practicing for my writing class. I was doing the Victorian pornography thing.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. Damn!

This was just getting interesting.... :cry: