Man, I got to take a major dump. What should I do?

[LostInAnomie]

[Jade Fox]

1. Congradulations. You've now officially scraped the bottom of the barrel.

Can't get any lower.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. 1) Get a length of flexible plastic tubing

2) Stick one end in your ass
3) Stick the other end in the exhaust pipe on your car
4) Start the engine

5) See who wins.

[jeff30997]

9. ROTFL!!!

[IronLionZion]

3. stick a firecracker in and light it

:wtf: The DU lounge never ceases to amaze me

[radiclib]

4. If this is how you crawl toward 1000 posts

the next few should be noteworthy indeed.

[expatriot]

5. 4) Rip out your colon, set it in front of your neighbor's door....

light your colon on fire and then ring your neighbor's doorbell and then hide and see if he tries to put it out with his feet!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

6. I voted "hold it"

I thought that'd be fun for ya.

[eyesroll]

7. Whatever you do, don't do it here.

Thank you.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Go to the bathroom....but don't forget the reading material.

[jeff30997]

10. Don't forget to change shorts afterward !

:)

[pfitz59]

11. Awright "Fat Bastard"....

How'd ya get in my computer? As Ronnie Reagan Jr sez: "I know it'll outsize Georgie Boy"

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. locked

How about... don't post about it? We do have a little decorum in the lounge... some... okay... you got me there... decorum isn't really a lounge thing... but posts about taking a dump cross the line.

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator