If Clinton really want to mess with the holy rollers

[RobertSeattle]

After he recovers, he should announce that he had a near death experience while in heart surgey and Jesus Christ told him that John Kerry must win the election...

:evilgrin:

[Catfight]

1. The pathetic thing is, these folks would believe it. They just can't

think for themselves. I say forget the undecided and lost souls and energize the party of diversity. Kerry needs to energize afro-Americans, women, young, and old! Forget those holy roller types, they are so flaky they will not vote unless you obey their every radical demand. I say, let God sort them out!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. No, I don't think they would believe it

Since they're already convinced that Clinton is of the Devil already. They "know" that neither God nor Jesus would come to him, except to judge him. Certainly not to tell him that Kerry must be president.

If Clinton came back and said that, the right would hate him all the more for blaspheming God. Even if God really DID appear to him, and say that.

No, I think God would be smart enough at this point not to use Clinton (any of them) as a spokesperson.

[iamjoy]

2. LOL n/t

[ck4829]

3. That would be so cool

We do need something to match 'Pat Robertson: I believe George W Bush will win in a blowout in 2004'