I got a new Bush joke

[sasquatch]

After GWB dies he goes to hell & meets the devil

Devil: How's it goin' George

GWB: Not bad, where's Dad, Karl, Unka Dick and everyone I know?

Devil: Well your Dad is at soccer practice with some of the Imps they're using his head as a ball. Karl is working as an apprentice under Hitler. Unka Dick is with Art Modell in the hottest boiling pit of acid in hell but, I've got good news for you.

GWB: What some kind of torture, bring it on, my daddy will get you!

Devil: Actually your going to a nicer part of hell, by the way do you drink?

GWB: Damn straight I drink, hell I out drink everyone in my family.

Devil: Well you're going to love mondays, we drink all the booze you could imagine. And you don't have to worry about the consequences because you're already dead.

GWB: Cool!

Devil: Do you do drugs?

GWB: You holdin'?

Devil: On tuesdays I am. We do all the drugs you want on tuesday all the coke, weed, LSD, speed, or any other drug you want non-stop.

GWB: COOL!!

Devil: Are you gay?

GWB: NO, I HATE DEM QUEERS, UNKA JERRY TOLD ME THEY'RE BAD!

Devil: Man you're gonna hate wednesdays then:evilgrin:

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. That made me laugh out loud!

Thanks!

[freetobegay]

2. ROFLOL!!!

[JohnnyRingo]

3. mmphhh...sphliictt...HAHAHAHA

Man you're gonna hate Wednesdays, then...LOL

[never cry wolf]

4. Another

This is a real oldie, adapted for our own captain bunnypants.

shrubbie dies and gos to hell. The devil tells him he has his choice of 3 rooms to select from.

The first room has a floor made of slate and everyone in it is standing on their head in pain.

dimbulb figures out this may hurt and asks to be shown the next room.

The next room had floors of wood, but again, everyone is standing on their head in pain, so shrubbie asks to see the last room.

The devil opens the next door and it is three feet high in shit but everyone is sitting around, talking, smoking, drinking, playing cards and such. So bush* says, "hey, I can get used to the odor, I'll take this room."

He sits down and gets into a card game and is having a good old time when the devil comes back in and says, "OK folks, break time's over, back on your heads."

[sasquatch]

5. An oldie but a goodie

:thumbsup:

[sasquatch]

6. Kick

:kick:

[Chovexani]

7. LOL!

You owe me a new keyboard, I got juice all over it thanks to you. :)

[Dying Eagle]

8. LOL

Good one :kick: