It burns when I pee

[Worst Username Ever]

...while standing in a campfire.

[MrScorpio]

1. You know what burns my ass?

A flame about this high.

[redqueen]

4. lol

That reminds me of what an old co-worker of mine used to say about about another co-worker who nobody liked (Dave). Dave was really short, so this guy would say, "Know what burns Dave X's ass? A flame about this high..." and hold his hand like 2 feet off the floor. Never failed to crack us all up. Of course, we were all pretty drunk by then.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Pour gasoline on it.

[JohnnyRingo]

3. Do you try to get out?

Or do you try to pee more to put it out?