Post your avatar personals!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Perhaps I'm just too clever for my own good, or maybe I fell and bumped my head this morning, but I have an idea. Describe your avatar to us in the form of a personals ad. :freak:


SGG*, highly evolved, ISO like-minded companion who enjoys human hunts, war, and romantic trips through the Forbidden Zone. Must believe that the only good human is a dead human.


(* SGG= single green gorilla)

EDIT for spelling.

[fudge stripe cookays]

1. "SWM

Recently transplanted to historical era, enjoys killing zombies, strolling through S-Mart on the weekends, reading ancient books of the undead, and threatening people with my "boomstick."

Looking for a hot wench to 'gimme some sugar, baby.' "

[SotarrTheWizard]

14. Might I suggest. . .

. . .the Singles Night at the local S-mart ?? I'm told that Housewares is a good place to be. Be wary, though, of Stepford Freepers who morph into CoulterWitches. . . .

In the meantime: Single Pale Lab Assistant seeks round-headed absentminded scientist for experiments. . .

[demnan]

2. A ticked cat is pissed.

Large grumpy female Abyssian cat seeks freedom from human Mommy's computer webcam. No! I will not smile for the camera.

[Skinner]

3. STC

STC, 5YO, 4 pounds, neutered, white heart on forehead, enjoys table scraps, short walks on sunny days, and peeing, ISO dog or friendly cat, size, gender unimportant.

[fudge stripe cookays]

16. Aw look!

Our little Romeo is growing up!

:D
FSC

[meegbear]

4. GWM

Outdoors type, prefers wearing flannel and jeans, looking to meet someone who appreciates nature and all that it has to offer. Cigar smoker preferred.

[SarahB]

5. SBF

Separated blossoming flower, that is, seeks understanding, talented, yet often misunderstood hunk to gently touch my petals yet still give me the continued space I need while I continue in my blossoming process.

[Robb]

6. SWR

SWR seeks female rabbit of any temperament. Must enjoy consternation, shifting blame, Sartre. No freaks.

[truthspeaker]

7. God-fearing pot-smoker seeks same.

Likes: weeknight Bible study, Sunday morning services, Saturday evening services, Sunday evening services, singing and composing patriotic music. Dislikes: unkempt heathens, dancing, alcohol, sodomites, Congressional oversight.

[pagerbear]

8. Melancholy neurasthenic seeks mate

I'd give my left ear to find the right one!

[fudge stripe cookays]

15. Bw ha!

Also....likes sunflowers and starry nights! ;-)

[DS1]

9. Chronic bedwetter seeks army of minions bent on World Domination

and will somebody wipe my ASS?!??!

[sniffa]

10. married but Looking

58, white, hoLiday churchgoer, sociaL drinker.
not reaLLy Looking for a Long term investment
as i aLready have a codependent.
must be discreet.
no fatties.

[No2W2004]

11. Yo! tha H-Dog in da house!

Accountz Payaboo supavisor wit da mad accountanz skills lookin for whack fly honeys to service my letta opener of death. No accountz recievaboo sharpieheads need git up in my grill.

peace OUT

[Endangered Specie]

12. SWS*

*(Single White Sign), 7'2'', loves to get hung, good with directions, very outdoors, seeking circular R&Rs who enjoy telling others what to do constantly.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. GJMOAT seeks the harmonic resonance of God through his horn

GMJOAT - Greatest Jazz Musician Of All Time - of course!

[Beer Snob-50]

17. Doom and gloomer

looking for same. Must like antiques, heavy dominican republicans, and like to drink sam adams.

[The Great Escape]

18. SBM...Versatile....

but prefer to be Top Cat

[tigereye]

19. happy red dragon seeks

someone to fan my flames.

[bearfan454]

20. Lifelong Bear fan

Team loyal, enjoys underdogs winning, lifelong Dem.

[midnight armadillo]

21. The bunny

Glenda the Plan 9 bunny seeks open source operating system in need of a gentle, peaceful mascot who likes carrots, walks on the beach, and lazy afternoons compiling C code.

[cmf]

22. SYU

Single Yellow of Unknown sex seeks the same for companionship. I enjoy long walks in the park, classic movies, and drinking wine by the fire. Whatever the situation, I promise to look at it with an expression of wide-eyed shock.

[VOX]

23. Cuddly, easygoing, quiet, not into kids, and love to eat!!!!

Hell, I can scarf down 40 lbs. of bamboo per day!

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. Nameless man for Shameless Woman

Enigmatic Japanese MWNN seeks female companion. Formerly employed by emperor, now acting as consultant to two gambling houses. Rough outdoorsy type. Extremely loyal to "good people". Proficient with both sword and wit. I will keep you safe! Checkered past not a problem.

(* MWNN = Man With No Name)