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After viewing some of the RNC's verion of "compassion" the last few nights, I decided to honor those who made us proud:
To Zell "I'm a Democrat, really!" Miller and Larry "I'm a Star, Really!" Gatlin.
And with apologies to no one...
All the bile (to the tune of Gatlin's only "hit" All The Gold) (Yes, there's more verses than in the original....I was having fun.)
All the bile in the Grand Old Party Is on a stage in the middle of Madison Square Calling out Bush's name So while you’re dreaming of seein' him elected It don’t matter at all how much you play your old lies We are all onto your game
Claimin’ he's a hero, when he's really such a zero Can make a man lose it, on any talk show Lying under spotlights don't appear too bright Cause everything that Zell said is just not so
All the hate in the Grand Old Party Is oozing off of a stage in Madison Square Slandering Kerry's name So if you’re thinking lies'll get Bush elected It don’t matter at all how much you said it before Deception is a Karl Rove game
Talking about his record, sets off the lie detector How can an AWOL, compare to a real hero Lying to the people, thinking all are sheeple Larry just lost it on Ron Reagan's show
All the hate in the Grand Old Party Is in a skank in the middle of the Garden floor Purple Band-Aid on her chin So if you think your lies'll get Bush elected It don’t matter at all how much you said it before You're in a fight you just can't win
Hammies!
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