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I started programming in 1963 and have been programming professionally ever since. I've programmed mainframes, minis, micros, PCs, etc., using every operating system imaginable and programming languages that are only found in the history books today (like MIX and ALGOL, MAD, AUTOCODER, SNOBOL, COBOL, LISP, etc. etc.)
So when I heard about Linux I thought "At last! A way to escape the monopoly that is Microsoft." I was excited. I ran down to my local computer store and bought a cheap basic PC just to intsall Linux on so I could play around with it and learn it.
I SOOOOOO wanted to love Linux. I tried very hard to love Linux. But in the end Linux forced me to hate it. Everything you try to do requires a Captain Video secret decoder ring and mastery of seven non-human languages from the betzoid system. Where in Windows I could click on "Find", in Linux I had to type some long ling of gibberish like GLIPNOP -x,|>fergum,*snigle$$%! And heaven help me if I get so much as one character wrong.
Not only is Linux NOT user friendly, it actualy HATES users. What could I do but hate it right back?
The only other alternative is to ask for help. But that's when you discover that not only does Linux hate you, but that Linux users hate you too! One has but to ask a simple question on just about any Linux formum to be immediately and viciously attacked as a heathen outsider not worthy to be admitted into the inner sanctum which is the Linux Illuminati.
I tried so hard to love Linux. I really did. But in the end all I could do was limp away, licking my wounds, and feeling that the only rational response to the whole experience was to reciprocate by returning to Linux its hatred of me.
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