Bush: The Sex Toy Crowd Choice

[roguevalley]

Stole this from a blog. Now I will go lysol my eyeballs.

From NCBuy Weird News:

George W. Bush may be a conservative, but he has liberal sex appeal with the ladies.

Case in point: He's the presidential candidate that women most want to bed, according to a survey by an online sex toy company.

Forty-five percent of the 1000 proud sex toy fans who answered the MyPleasure.com poll chose Bush, compared to 33 percent who prefer John Kerry as their fantasy bedroom buddy.

As for vice-presidential candidates, John Edwards gets the motor revving for 18 percent of the women polled, while Dick Cheney brings up the rear with only 3.5 percent.

You may find it unusual that sex toy users pick a conservative as their ultimate presidential sex partner, and you're not alone.

MyPleasure.com founder/sexologist Sandor Gardos admits surprise at the survey results, adding: "We assumed the sex toy buying audience might lean to the left politically. Clearly, we were wrong. It just goes to show you, whether you are Republican or Democrat, everyone loves sex."

[flamingyouth]

1. Eeeeeeuuuuuuwwww

Gods, I was just considering eating dinner. :scared:

I'll just bookmark this and never have to eat again. :puke:

[UpsideDownFlag]

2. ...

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[RhodaGrits]

3. Yeah, but in Texas you are prohibited from owning more than 5 sex toys.

[AwakeAtLast]

18. I better not move to Texas!

:D

[Guy Fawkes]

4. I think it has more to do with looks then politics...

And it *definitely* has nothing to do with brains.

[Fenris]

5. Dick Cheney would die if you had sex with him.

Someone please fuck that man.

[Philostopher]

6. This topic is going to get locked, probably.

But before it does, I just want to say I'd be proud to own a G.W. Bush butt plug.

Thank you, thank you -- I'm here all week!

[roguevalley]

10. bwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! too funny!

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. what the fuck is up with that 3.5 percent

that wants to bed Dick Cheney??? Good gawd, if he was the last man on earth and the future of the human race depended on our procreation...I'm sorry but I'd have to let our species die out.

[Guy Fawkes]

8. Most likely people joking.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

9. That must of been my sister.

She thinks Cheney is very attractive.
I also can't help but thinking that if Bush was doing the deed, it would be all about him.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Yeah, bush screams his own name during orgasm n/t

[Zookeeper]

20. Hmmm...'Sorry to get personal, but..

could your sister possibly have masochistic tendencies? Or does she think she could convert him from The Dark Side?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

21. She is a republican who is attracted to power.

I have a hard time believing we were spawned by the same pro-labor democrat parents.

[flamingyouth]

11. I'm with you!

If humans had to sink that low, well, we deserve to be extinct! :scared:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Maybe it's because Republicans don't have sex that often

Democrats don't fantasize about Kerry because they're sexually satisfied.

[kori]

14. DEMS WIN IN a squeaker, well maybe by a hair whatever

Dems got 51 percent
Repubs with family values got 48.5 percent, Bushs total was higher only because even Republican women find Cheney so butt ugly too.
I guess that leaves Nader with his usual .5 percent

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Oh, God....

I guess I will have to move to a desert island and never think about sex again.

[flamingyouth]

16. I feel dirty

:(

[peekaloo]

17. Dick Cheney brings up the rear?

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[politicat]

19. Does S&M count???

The only person I can fantasize about beating the $#it out of is the chimp.

Of course, I have no interest in S&M, but....

Pcat