What could he POSSIBLY be thinking?

[Bundbuster]

[Dookus]

1. *I can't believe

I fell for that super-glue on the hand trick AGAIN! Damn Cheney"

[Bundbuster]

25. How about unka dick

pulls the super-glue on the MOUTH trick?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Please; this is Bush*. Thinking is not involved.

A cerebral cortex would be required. I suspect His Chimperial Highness has only a medulla, or a notochord, like a shark. The rest of his head is full of Styrofoam or Silly Putty or cheap whiskey.

[kanrok]

3. "So the doctor sucked out about a pint of my frontal lobe from right here"

[Bundbuster]

4. BTW - he's "saluting" to the crowd

"If you peon fucks could fall for the swiftliars, you'll probably buy this too."

[Malva Zebrina]

5. He looks like he has been on a constant Crawford bender

He looks really bad--I am convinced he retreats to Crawford for vacation so often so that he can raid the liquour cabinet and go on a toot.

[zeemike]

8. I'll bet your are right. n/t

[Bundbuster]

9. Yup...Jack Daniels

[proud patriot]

6. "I forgot Sunblock Help Meeeeeeeeeee"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Gotta get Dick and Don on shooting that flaming gas ball down

man, that light bothers me on mornings like this.

[Bundbuster]

21. Shoot down WHICH gas ball?

Asscroft, Condiliar, KKKarl, AWOL himself ???

Ohh, the sun...never mind.

[zeemike]

10. A salute is all I need

To make these dummies think I am a great military leader.

[Bundbuster]

26. His real salute to the world

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. "I ammmm drunker than SHIT my man! Salute Admiral Commodore!

ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oops, don't wobble - act normal. MAINTAIN!! MAINTAIN!! Okay, that's good... hah hah man, I am LOADED! Ooops! whoops...slow down there, chief executive commander of the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD! Sweet! That's sooooooo sweeeeet! Yoiks, people are watching, gotta feeeeeeel it - feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it...."

[Bundbuster]

17. My Rabrrrrrr detector is working

I feeeeeel you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. LOL!

Does it go off as a loud klaxon-style warning, or as a gently ringing chime?

[Bundbuster]

19. more like tinnitus (tinitis)

Sounds like Michael Jackson's trapped inside my head.

*Rabrrrrrr - are you starring in your own version of "Escape From New York" next week?

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. No, I've already escaped from New York

did that last month.

Wish I could be there protest, though. Damn! Really wish I could be there.

It's bad enough they (republican shitbags) exist, but to actually come to the city they hate and which they let be attacked is APPALLING and wrong. I really, really, really wish I could be there to give 'em hell.

p.s. - sorry about the tinnitis.

[Bundbuster]

22. I'm curious - if you were there...

In what forms would your protest be vented, besides hurling buckets of yellow paint on in-range pukes?

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Wish I could do the paint thing - wouldn't risk that, though

Mostly would like just to be there to be counted and be part of the groups, and hold up audacious signs. Perhaps even get seen on TV!

One more person is a drop in the bucket, but I'd like to be there to be counted.

And at this point, I'd be willing to join in any "illegal" protest or march, such as protesting in "unlicensed" areas around the convention, stopping traffic, making it impossible for the repukes to get in and out, etc.

[barb162]

12. is he saluting or trying to keep

the sun out of his eyes?

[Warren DeMontague]

13. I told you, man.. He's looking for the Japanese Prime Minister...

So he can puke in his lap.

[nikatnyte]

14. "Damn,. that sun's bright! I can hardly see Rove's cue cards!"

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

15. That is THE CRAPPIEST salute I have ever seen!

Back should be STRAIGHT, shoulders square, and arm to the side, NOT the front of the body. And what the hell is his head doing, nodding into the salute? Looks like a Macy's Parade balloon with the air leaking out of it...

Jeez, no wonder he deserted. Can't even f**kin' salute...

[Bundbuster]

16. Where would * have ever learned to salute?

[Bundbuster]

24. Wait...he did learn this salute

a multi-generational family thing...