Because I'm the Zomby, that's why!

[Zomby Woof]

;-)

[matcom]

1. you drunk FUCK

oh wait. that's ME!

x(

[Zomby Woof]

2. drunk ASSHOLE is more like it!

:D

[matcom]

3. letz hijack a lounge!

YYYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHH

[Zomby Woof]

5. it smells like martinis and shiraz wine!

:think: :bounce:

[matcom]

7. and Beets

but i don't know why

[Zomby Woof]

11. and linguine!

With marinara sauce, and mushrooms, freshly pressed garlic, and roma tomatoes that I sauteed in extra virgin (which means it never got within 100 miles of you) olive oil, and simmering on the stove now...

With oregano I grew from seeds on my patio, and Tabasco, and black pepper freshly ground, and a dash of balsamic vinegar!

[matcom]

14. you simmer your pasta?

x(

CAD!!

[Zomby Woof]

24. NO!

Just the sauce!

The pasta can wait.

[dolo amber]

8. I thought I was the drunk one....?

But I am he as you are we and he are she and we are all ear shaped so lets ram this one home...or something...

:D

(And for the record, 'Cause I'm the D, motherfuckers...*points to sig*...:P)

[matcom]

10. are those your real tits?

covered up in pretty stars?

[dolo amber]

12. Nah...my real ones are covered up

by piercings...:bounce:

:D

[flamingyouth]

4. And on the 9th day, the Zomby created

MAYHEM!

[Zomby Woof]

6. PAGING DR. QUINCY!!!!

We have a youth flaming in the Lounge! :D

[flamingyouth]

9. Better get Sam to cancel tonight's date!

It's amazing he ever went out at all, the poor guy! :D

[Zomby Woof]

13. He is still single

:-(

Last seen muttering in the gutter... "That was MY PURPLE HIPPO, ^#^@#^@!"

[flamingyouth]

15. I heard he was drunk

That he'd been over at the neighbors' -- something about doing shots, or martinis? He was slurring, I couldn't quite make it out... :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

16. read this uplifting LINK

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x684273

[GOPisEvil]

18. That is uplifting!

:thumbsup:

[Zomby Woof]

19. I just kicked it

Kicked it with a blanket flame of any and all assholes who enable Bush by bashing our candidate. Fuck them.

[Bundbuster]

20. You damn near killed me!

Your double-chocolate cake posting the other night caused me to buy and consume TWO pints of Haagendaz chocolate-chocloate chip ice cream. While you went off to sleep I was wired 'till dawn, and fat the next day.

You owe me $6, Roadbitch.

[Zomby Woof]

21. put it on Bush's tab

Along with everything else. :P

[blondeatlast]

17. Tell it to the YAK, mister. nt

Long live yak, the first and only DU mascot!

[WindRavenX]

22. a lot of people need some Zomby hugs tonight

myself included.
So get on it Mr!!! :P

[Zomby Woof]

23. well, ok then!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

How's that? :D

[WindRavenX]

25. awesome!

I've been a real weepy bitch lately; and it's gonna get worse...
:hug: back atacha Zombie!

[Zomby Woof]

26. sorry to hear that!

Always here when needed. :hug:

[Zomby Woof]

27. ZombyHugs for the next poster!

[Bundbuster]

28. I could use a hug

I was just daydreaming about all the good that could have been done with the massive resources of time, energy, and money which people of conscience have had to expend fighting bushbastard & the junta. It really is obscene, with so many issues of humanity which need addressing. Instead, these slimy fucks have no qualms about draining and diverting so much potential good...

Sorry for the late night mini-rant, but this mutant scenario upsets me more with each day that it continues.

[SarahB]

29. Dude!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

30. Dudette!

How's my favorite flesh-eating rose? :D

[SarahB]

31. Not eating much flesh.

:P

But hey, the flower's still young.

Lots of stuff to be neurotic, excited, and frustrated about all at once. Just ask Amaya. She got to hear me dump a whole truckload on her yesterday. :crazy:
In the meantime, I found another job that looks promising to apply for that I won't get. You know how that goes.