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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 12:54 PM Original message |
If there were a DU Variety Show, what would your routine be? |
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demnan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
1. The short retort |
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Fovea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
2. I would host 'Beat the Press' |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:01 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. That could definitely work. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
4. I'd just stand there silent until people got really uncomfortable. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'd do my impression of Katharine Hepburn, as Eleanor of Aquataine. |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. "Say it at noon, you'll say it to my horse's arse!" |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:15 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. "Do you wonder...I wonder... if I ever slept with your father"? |
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Fovea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 04:08 PM Response to Reply #23 |
43. 'We did it!' |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
6. i'd striptease to the song: "Hey Big Spender" |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:08 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. you've just blinded... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:12 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. fine. would you prefer i demonstrate my 'acrobatic peeing skills'? |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:13 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. thankfully, your first post exterminated my ability to visualize that |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:14 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. i can fart to "Let The Eagles Soar" as well |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:15 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Now that I'd like to hear |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:16 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. oh no. you see its ACTING TOO! - my farts get jingoistic for the occasion! |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:26 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. Hmmmm your idea intrigues me |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:28 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. sure is! |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:58 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. that's not ingenious, that's brilliant! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:59 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. will you pick up new flags every show? |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 02:00 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. I'll have them flown in straight from Taiwan with a precut hole |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 02:03 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. they are ALREADY MAXED!! |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 02:08 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Get more... Go finance a Porsche, buy a plane... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 02:12 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. YYYYAAAYYYYYY RICH!!!!!!! |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 02:14 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Fuck that... hire someone to wear the glasses for you! |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 04:16 PM Response to Reply #6 |
44. Will you bring the ass-slappin' hippo with you? n/t |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
7. belly dancing |
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liontamer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:41 PM Response to Reply #7 |
31. me too! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
8. Copycat Threads |
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Libby2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
9. I would be the yes woman |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
11. Poppin' and lockin', baby - poppin' and lockin' |
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Union Thug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
12. I would host the "Radical Labor Hour of Power" show. /eom |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
13. Knife thrower. |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
14. Kitten juggling. |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
15. Flatulent pyrotechnics! |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:14 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. We didn't need to know that. |
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dr.strangelove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
17. I'd sit in an office banging my head against my computer screen all day |
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DemWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
19. I would do drag as Helen Thomas or Madeline Albright |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
25. I don't know |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:25 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Mmm... Froot Loops. |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
27. Play acoustic guitar & blues harp and belt out "32-20 Blues"... |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
32. Jumping on a trampoline and doing flips... |
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Crankie Avalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
34. I'd just squint and smirk... |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
38. Three words: |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-27-04 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
42. Host the segment "Ask the homo". |
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