"If I don't get $3 million by this time tomorrow

[Bronco69]

the lord is going to call me home." Remember when Oral Roberts said that and an anonymous benefactor wrote him a check? I'm hoping the same thing will happen to me. :-)

That is all. :-)

[Spinzonner]

1. Don't forget to write

That raises an interesting question ...

What kinds of writing implements work in the hereafter ?

[Bronco69]

5. I hope I will still get to read the posts at DU when I get there.

:-)

[maveric]

2. Its a damn shame he didnt come up short.

Televangelists are one of the lowest forms of scum-life on this planet.

[Bronco69]

3. I was praying he wouldn't get it.

:-)

[SmileyBoy]

4. Oh God... Our basketball team is playing Oral Roberts in 2005.

I wish it was at home. I would KILL to heckle some of those players.

[Bronco69]

7. Maybe I can scam part of the ticket sales.

Of course by then it will be too late since I wanted it by tomorrow. :-)

[greekspeak]

6. Didn't this plea involve a water slide

?

[Bronco69]

8. I don't know, but what the hell

throw one of those in too! :-)

[Parrcrow]

9. He reached the amount God was demanding about 4 days early too.

Then God told Oral that, if the tempo of donations dropped off He would still kill him.

That's one greedy god Oral has for a partner/terrorist.

[HawkerHurricane]

10. If Oral Roberts is worth $3 mil as a hostage...

how much would someone actually useful be worth?
I said at the time, we shouldn't make deals with terrorists...

[zbdent]

11. I'll write you a check

Just don't bother to cash it . . .