Attention: Freepers and Trolls

[MichaelHarris]

your leader of the free world just hid behind a lowly state official and wouldn't even deliver his own message. What was his quote again? "We will not hide, we will not run, and we will not falter". Guess who was just hiding.

[sniffa]

1. i thought it was...

"we wiLL not weebLe, we wiLL not wobbLe, we wiLL not faLL down"

[MichaelHarris]

3. LOL

Weebles wobble but bush got knocked the fuck out

[Misunderestimator]

4. Which reminds me of a joke...

but you just gave away the punch line... :)

[sniffa]

5. is it bout a bunch of cows, and coupLe of buLLs?

[Misunderestimator]

8. Well, it's about one bull and an 18-wheeler.

[sniffa]

9. ah, my version is a strong gust of wind

[MichaelHarris]

11. now I'm waiting with baited breath

lay it on me sista

[Misunderestimator]

15. Well... take it as a childhood joke....

A trucker was driving along when he saw ahead a bull just standing in the middle of the road. In a typical macho moment, he decided to run the bull over with his 18-wheeler, so he stepped on the gas and slammed into the bull.

When he looked back in his rearview mirror, he saw that the bull was standing in the middle of the road, just as before. So, he put the truck in reverse, stepped on the gas and plowed into it again.

When he looked ahead, there was the bull again, standing in the middle of the road, just as before.

He tries one more time, and the same thing happens. Out of sheer macho frustration now, he yells... What the hell? Why don't you go down?

The bull replies "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down"

Ba dum bum... Bad joke, especially when the punch line is known in advance. ;)

[MichaelHarris]

16. hahahaha

I've never heard that one, its pretty good.

[MichaelHarris]

7. what is it cuz

I'm old and don't remember what I said. I guess in a way I'm kinda like bush*

[DS1]

2. and terr'its are comin after ya balls!

[soup]

6. Not hiding - lurching and ooching

They kind of ooch around the dark corners of the world and look out, peep out around the corner. In the meantime, send these suicide squads. (Oct. 22, 2002)

They hide in caves. They live in -- they kind of ooch around -- the dark corners of the world, and send youngsters to their suicidal deaths. (Oct. 31, 2002)

It's a different kind of war because we're fighting people who are -- they send youngsters to their suicidal deaths and they try to find a dark cave. They're kind of lurching around in the dark corners of some cities around the world. (Dec. 3, 2002)

They lurch in the shadows of the world. (Apr. 20, 2004)

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/ro9.shtml

[rkc3]

10. Dubya's converting the ranch to a cave as we speak. What a dumbfuck!

[gollygee]

12. The phrase "These Colors Don't Run" looks pretty silly now

[Union Thug]

13. Cube rat here.. what are you guys talking about?

[chiburb]

14. Bush had the SS and Texas Land High Poo-Bah

Intercept Cleland at the Crawford Movie Set. Bush didn't even invite him in for a lemonade.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

17. Bush not flipfloppy, just stubbornly wrong.

Also, Bush didn't say "Send me". He said "send somebody else".

[DemWitch]

18. I dunno if it's funny or sad...

Our Great Wartime President is afraid of a guy with no legs and one arm in a wheelchair...

whata putz...