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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 05:00 PM
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I can not believe ANYONE wants ME to give back MY Virginity!!
what are you NUTS?

pun intended

are you actually SUGGESTING that I disavow my VERY romantic 10 MINUTES sitting on that bulldozer on the construction site next to the Roller Skating Rink that Friday night?

do you REALLY want me to forget the 20 minutes it took me to "unhook" her VELCRO BRA due to nervousness?

are you REALLY going to make me forget how she lowered my white, Corduroy Pants down to my VANS and made "minutes" of MAGIC???

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL FOR DESTROYING THAT VERY PRECIOUS AND ROMANTIC "MOMENT"!!! x(

:7
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 07:05 PM
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1. against my better judgement
:kick: :7
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 07:10 PM
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2. Hehehehe...
:thumbsup:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 07:14 PM
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3. White cords, eh? Stylin'!
:7
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 08:03 PM
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4. did i mention my Hawiian Shirt????
nope. don't think i did :7
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 08:26 PM
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5. I Found Your Virginity... It Was Under The Sofa Cushions
next to some pennies, a roasted peanut, and stale chee-tos.

-- Allen
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 09:19 PM
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6. don't eat the CHEE-TOS!!!
those are MINE DAMMIT!!!!!!! x(
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