Never eat a footlong cheeseburger sub in one sitting

[commander bunnypants]

I am dying over here

DDQM

[Hawkeye-X]

1. Antiacid Ambulance!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Ok, that just sounds EWWWW

But then again, I didn't have to eat it. Equate antacid=gaviscon. Works WONDERS... Don't chew it up. Let it dissolve slowly in your mouth while drinking a little water every few minutes. Works very fast. And there's a little tingle.
Duckie

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Man, you did not learn that in the Navy?

What? Did you forget?

[commander bunnypants]

4. Yep

but I wanted a burger so bad

DDQM

[DrWeird]

5. footlong cheeseburger sub?

Is that like an actual cheese burger elongated, or is it just a sub with ground beef and cheddar cheese (a la "cheese burger pizza)?

Also, where would one buy such a monster?

[commander bunnypants]

6. ground beef and chesse on a subroll

with all the usual stuff

DDQM