The George W. Bush Trust Quiz

[jmowreader]

Assume that all of these people are currently alive.

1. You received a $20 bill as a birthday gift. You want to put it in the bank, but you've got no time to go right now. You decide to give the $20 and your ATM card to one of your neighbors and ask them to deposit your $20. Do you choose:

a. George W. Bush
b. John Dillinger

2. You bought a new house and rented two big U-haul trucks to move all your stuff from the old one. Who do you ask to drive the other truck?

a. George W. Bush
b. Timothy McVeigh

3. There's a jar in your pantry. There is a pound of cocaine in it. You've got a couple of guests over for the weekend. They find the jar and ask you about it. You, being a generous host, tell them they can have some if they'd like. Who would snort less of your coke?

a. Pablo Escobar
b. George W. Bush

4. There are only two houses for sale in your price range that have everything you need. The agent is reticent, mainly because of your potential neighbors, but you ask to see them. Both are nice. Which one would you choose?

a. The one that's next door to the local Hells Angels chapter
b. The one that's next door to George W. Bush

5. You have the afternoon off and must spend it doing something. Which would you choose?

a. Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel with the cast and crew of "Jackass"
b. Riding from San Antonio to Austin in a car with George W. Bush at the wheel

6. Who would be the safer babysitter?

a. Jeffrey Dahmer
b. George W. Bush

7. Who was the more rational dictator?

a. George W. Bush
b. Josef Stalin

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1. Excellent!

I scored a big whopping 0% trust in GWB.