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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 04:30 PM
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hey Cubs Fans...... WTF? Is Up With Your Stadium???
Edited on Mon Aug-23-04 04:31 PM by matcom
"Sosa up to bat with runners in scoring position. He is 0 for 1 tonight but the fans are on their feet as he stares down a 2 and 2 pitch. The pitcher looks off the runner at first. Now, ready to deliver to Sosa. There is the windup....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE ARE ALL GONNA DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:D
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 04:33 PM
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1. Hey. Those protective nets should be enough...
...to protect the fans from FALLING GIRDERS AND CHUNKS OF CONCRETE.

No big deal.

:-)

-MR
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strategery blunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 04:39 PM
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It's Mayor Daley's fault.
The Cubs got on the wrong side of him...so he sends henchmen out with jackhammers to loosen up the concrete in the middle of the night.

Then he says the Cubs lack the building permit to fix it.:)
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 06:00 PM
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5. You;ve got that one right....
Daley the DINO is a White Sox fan, too boot!
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strategery blunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 04:39 PM
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2. Self delete
Edited on Mon Aug-23-04 04:40 PM by chair094
double-clicked on post message button
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 04:48 PM
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3. It's Wrigley Field, built 90 years ago.
hey, bubble gum rivets only hold up so long....
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 04:48 PM
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4. It's a conspiracy
The owners are letting the building fall apart, so they can justify a huge public bond proposal to fix up that great stadium. Of course, they'll use the money to build luxury boxes and block the view of the rooftop bleachers across the street.
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