Bible Study Group Meets at Hooters

[Misunderestimator]

:wtf: Just saw it on CNN.

Wow... how appropriate to bring young people to such an enlightened environment for their studies. They can objectify women at the same time as they learn about how Christian it is to do so.

http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/religion/040814/meet.shtml

[Placebo]

1. Why don't they just hold it on a brothel...

:shrug:

[drhilarius]

2. Reminds me of a joke...

Anglicans don't recognize the pope.
Catholics don't recognize the Anglicans.
Mormons don't recognize the Catholics.
and baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters or the liquor store.

[Misunderestimator]

3. Reaching the lost... LOL

"We're about reaching the lost, and I think we're called to do that," he {Rick Lamborn} said. "Our attitude is to go where the unchurched and the de-churched are."

DE-CHURCHED... is de-churching like de-planing? And don't they do it every Sunday when they leave church? :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

4. Kick for the Hooters Bible Thumpers

[realFedUp]

5. good excuse to tell your wife.....

seems like an old line.

[LibLabUK]

6. Probably a stupid question..

Is "Hooters" what I think it is, a chain of top-less bars?

[Misunderestimator]

8. A chain of restaurant/bars that have scantilly clad waitresses...

known for their large breasts. A very sexist place indeed, with which I personally wouldn't have any problem if they hired similarly scantilly clad waiters.

[DebinTx]

9. No, not topless

but barely enough clothes on to cover things.

I'm wondering, do the Hooters have a happy hour to coincide with the preaching?

[redqueen]

12. And not that I've ever been there

but the waitresses with their large bosoms and their half-t-shirts have to reach way up high to place orders on the spinnyroundy thing.

[Misunderestimator]

13. Happy Hour... good point.... and YES they do have Happy Hour

[Bunny]

7. Maybe they were reading the Song of Solomon, and needed some

audio-visual aids to fully grasp the meaning of the verse!

[redqueen]

10. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Thank you, Misunderestimator. That made my mornin. :D

[Fenris]

11. "And GOD said, 'Let there be orange hotpants and tie-tops.'"

[GOPisEvil]

14. Well, the waitstaff CAN be visual proof of a supreme being.

:7

[Misunderestimator]

15. Hardeeharhar... silly

[matcom]

16. It's "THE PASSION OF THE BOOTY!!!!!"

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

20. LMAO

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. Honest to God:

They only go there for the hot wings...

And if you believe that...I have a big white house in Washington I'll sell ya CHEAP.
Duckie

[yellowcanine]

18. Said Rogers: "It's something Jesus would've done ..." Well, alrighty

then! Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Rogers. It is always good to know what Jesus would have done. And Mary Magdalene would have worked in the Bethlehem Hooters as a server, no doubt. Do these guys ever listen to themselves?

[Misunderestimator]

21. Yep... They're wrong about what Jesus would have done...

He would have gone to homeless shelters and soup kitchens. These people are such hypocrites.

[mac56]

19. And they also read Playboy for the articles.

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

22. I'll be the first to confess: They do have great hotwings

But I only get them if someone else is going there and picking up take-out.

Is it me or is that guy in the picture glancing downwards?

[flamingyouth]

23. LMAO

This is classic. Seriously, the Onion wouldn't even make this up because it's too trite. :D