Reply to this thread and I will insult you

[Guy Fawkes]

in the strangest way I can think of. Why? Because I spent over 6 hours cleaning my room, and I deserve it.

[miss_kitty]

1. please don't insult me! i'm begging you

that would be so mean....

[Guy Fawkes]

4. Why not, you sniveling excuse for a wallaby?

[miss_kitty]

14. aha!!!! i tricked you I WANTED you to insult me

do it again!

[Guy Fawkes]

17. You're bluffing, you seven toed marmoset!

[miss_kitty]

40. see # 36

oops i got too excited....

[Guy Fawkes]

43. You're not nearly as tricksy as the hobbitsess, you wanna be ring bearer!

[scarlet_owl]

2. Okay. Go ahead.

[Guy Fawkes]

5. Don't try to take the fun out of it, you half eaten loaf of cheese.

[peekaloo]

3. but the door says "Compliment Room"

:evilgrin:

[Guy Fawkes]

7. Peekaloo? More like "I'm an independent ostrich!"

[kikiek]

6. So it would be in my best interest to strike first?

So what was it a year or so since you last cleaned it? Took 6 hours? Gross!!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

9. More then a year, you over-ripe banana!

[kikiek]

13. You're ok.

[Guy Fawkes]

15. I'm better then OK, you cold blooded water Buffalo!

Thanks :evilgrin:

[kikiek]

19. No I just live in Buffalo. You were close though.

[Guy Fawkes]

26. Close is good enough, you pantsuit wearing muskrat!

[TiredTexan]

8. Too bad you didn't wash

your keyboard out with soap too.

Somehow this just doesn't have the same ole' punch as washing out your mouth with soap.

[Guy Fawkes]

10. I'm getting a new keyboard, this one is filthy beyond help. Oh, and

your mama is so close minded, the rain can't get into her head.

[salinen]

11. Is this the department of redundancy department?

[Guy Fawkes]

12. No, and you're stupider then 12 pounds in tofu-loaf. Maybe not 11, but

definitely 12 pounds.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. I have to warn you, I have been insulted by better people

before.

[Guy Fawkes]

18. I have to warn you, I've insulted smarter people before.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. ohhhhhh, that's a good one

thanks for the smile.

[Guy Fawkes]

24. You're welcome, you over grown sage bush!

[TiredTexan]

23. You get really big points

for making me LOL and spit out my drink on that one. And even more points for quick wit.

[Guy Fawkes]

30. I hope it was Coca-Cola, but just incase...

You're a pepsi drinking wereracoon!

[dsewell]

20. In the good old days of Usenet groups

... well, not so old, really, mid '90s, there was a newsgroup called alt.shut.the.hell.up.geek, which existed solely so that--heck, take a look for yourself:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=reuben-1804961936100001%40dnet01-23.austin.texas.net&output=gplain

Sigh. Those were the good ol' days. (Oh, a.s.t.h.u.g still exists, but it is a mere shadow of itself, all the ancient rituals abandoned.)

[Guy Fawkes]

25. One time, there was a newsgroup called alt.you.are.a.croissant

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. You feel like insulting people AFTER 6 hours of boring work?

I'd feel that way before, not after. Afterwards, I'd just insult everything in the Universe in one fell swoop, and then collapse.

[Guy Fawkes]

27. I unplugged my computer, you half-inch inch worm!

[kodi]

28. gotta' love a guy named after the dude who tried to blow up parliment

old school baby, old school.

[Guy Fawkes]

32. The 16th century was better then old school, you victorian step stool!

[kodi]

53. so, i'm not good enough to be real shit, it's adopted shit that i am?

why i oughtta'...... where's my blackpowder keg?

[Guy Fawkes]

56. It's too old to blow anything up, you worm eaten apple!

[stranger_with_candy]

29. go for it

[Guy Fawkes]

34. Go for it? What are you, an Etruscan lawn jockey?

[TiredTexan]

31. You think you're so tough?

That tofu you speak of? I've chewed up and spit out tofu-JERKEY tougher than you!

[Guy Fawkes]

35. That's what you think, you underfed zucchini!

[TiredTexan]

39. Underfed Zuchinni?

I was talking about TOFU dammit!

[Guy Fawkes]

48. You fell for it, you 3 4/8 eyed puffin!

[TiredTexan]

52. You suck at fractions.

Of course you know I'm precisely 97/144ths of Boysenberry MUFFIN you lice-infested epiglotis.

[Guy Fawkes]

55. Lick my echidna, you two tailed orange-yellow feminine fox!

[TiredTexan]

59. Really?

You're the yellow-orange feminine Fawkes if I'm not mistaken. o.0

[Guy Fawkes]

61. I'm not yellow-orange, I'm blue-purple-gray-brown. What are you, some kind

of fish-paste-sandwich eating Bluronton?

[TiredTexan]

64. Blurontons now?!

My ton ton's tonsels can beat up your Bluronton's Islands of Longerhan!!

[Guy Fawkes]

66. Go read Starship Titanic, you warped chopstick of sorrow!

[TiredTexan]

71. Oh ho!

For we are not Eight Octavian Octopi occupying the same Outhouse! You scurvy Marks-A-Lot!

[Guy Fawkes]

73. Ar, ye be a titmouse of a skallywag!

[TiredTexan]

77. A titmouse eh?

You're MILKIN' this thread for worth I see.

[Guy Fawkes]

79. I may go to bed soon, though, you spongy potato!

[Poiuyt]

33. Spank me, please, please!

[Guy Fawkes]

37. This is easy: You're a mac user! HAHAHAHAHA

[miss_kitty]

36. BRING...IT...ONNNN!!!!!!!

no. i am not. do it. you know you want to....

[Guy Fawkes]

41. I've already brought it on, you macroscopic amoeboid!

[TiredTexan]

44. Amoeboid?

You perverted Paramecium...oid you!

[Guy Fawkes]

46. Go shove it up your endoplasmic reticulum, you wannabe dinoflagellate!

[TiredTexan]

49. Sticks and stones may break my cytoplasm

but you dumb-cheney insults only make my cilia tickle!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

51. I'm not falling for that, you filter feeding phytoplankten!

[TiredTexan]

57. It's been too long since Biology, I now move to Chemistry.

Ammonium sulfate, phenolphthalein solution becomes you.

[Guy Fawkes]

58. Go drink H2So4, you llama beating hedgehog!

[TiredTexan]

60. "I know that the human being and the fish can coexist"

Unless the fish is YOU! You blithering eel.

[Guy Fawkes]

62. Who are you calling a blithering eel, you overweight lungfish?

[TiredTexan]

67. Better a lungfish than gillfish!

And this ain't no fishtank boy!! This is a saltwater pastry! And here there be Sperm Whales!!

[Guy Fawkes]

69. That's what *you* think, you caffeine addicted squid!

[TiredTexan]

74. You are one to talk of Caffein.

I thought Cathleen was the lean calf drinking caffein in you spleen!

[Guy Fawkes]

76. Is that the best you can do, you goat eating rock formation?

[miss_kitty]

42. see # 17

damn.

[Guy Fawkes]

45. Ha! I've got you, you saltwater snail!

[DU GrovelBot]

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[Guy Fawkes]

54. I've seen better circuits at WorstBuy!

[TiredTexan]

63. How dare you attack Grovelbot?!

He has finer electrical impulses in his silicon synapses than you have in your hard drive!!

[Guy Fawkes]

65. I didn't want to do it, you 14.4 modem!

[TiredTexan]

70. You're in Bush league of your own!

I had wireless DSL while you waxing your modem to make it go faster!

[Guy Fawkes]

75. I was surfing Arpanet in the womb, you peruvian coffee bean!

[TiredTexan]

78. I've neither the time nor the energy to deal with you.

So henceforth I shall sleep, you leperous, flesh-eating desk lamp!

And I didn't know you could run the Arpanet on Doritos instead of silicon chips.

[Guy Fawkes]

80. Of course you didn't know, you buffalo headed cludtrop!

[Rowdyboy]

47. "I don't want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough

wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[Guy Fawkes]

50. You're nothing but a tart eating elephantman!

[CanuckAmok]

68. Hey, Guy Fawkes, got a light? n/t

[Guy Fawkes]

72. Very funny, you moldy goldfish cracker!

[Jackpine Radical]

81. YoMamma...

[pagerbear]

82. You wouldn't insult me! Not after all we've meant to each other!

[samplegirl]

83. Insult me ......

I'm fairly new to D.U. so I'll consider it initiation!!!!

[Skittles]

84. GET OVER HERE AND CLEAN MISTRESS SKITTLES' APARTMENT

NOW

[Dunedain]

85. Pickle Head

My boy calls people this when he's upset.

[Ediacara]

86. hit me with your best shot!