I truely believe

[MichaelHarris]

that a Chinese ping pong player could kill you with the ball. At least draw blood.

[Rhiannon12866]

1. Probably, LOL! So steer clear of them!

I certainly will! :scared:

[DS1]

2. Ping Pong balls are 40 mm. So are these

:evilgrin:

/pointless

[MichaelHarris]

3. so your saying

a ping pong ball, in the right hands could be a WMD? Maybe bush* should look for ping pong balls.

[DS1]

4. Ping pong balls loaded with nerve agent, and outsourced to Chinese

method launchers could be devastating to our economy.

We must keep America strong, and until we take out their ping pong balls, our work is not complete.

[MichaelHarris]

5. are

we facing a "ping pong gap"?

[DS1]

6. It's the means to deliver them that's the issue

Without adequate defense spending Saco Defense Industries will never be able to create a billion launchers to compete with the Chinese.

[MichaelHarris]

7. We should

ramp up production, America cannot survive a ping pong ball gap. We should invade the countrys that have the raw material that makes ping pong balls, let no plastic country go uninvaded.

[DS1]

8. We must also cut down all our trees to prevent

rogue nations developing their own "paddle" devices

[MichaelHarris]

9. see I forgot about that

we must use all the old growth forest to make quality paddles. Because what is a good WMD ping pong ball without a good delivery system.

[DS1]

10. Don't forget the rubber/synthetic surface mounted

Ping Pong kinetic enabler material, from our pals at Dupont.

[MichaelHarris]

11. kinetic enabler material

scares me. I can see the Freeper response to this thread.

Freeper, "Look, over at DU they are discussing using ping pong balls to disrupt the RNC"

The FBI is sent out to all the sporting goods stores demanding reciepts for everyone buying ping pong balls in the last 3 months. Ping Pong Ball sales plummet, causing a stock market crash.

[DS1]

12. Looks like those dastardly Brits are up to something..

With a pair of launchers like that, one could fill the Holland Tunnel in mere years :scared:

[MichaelHarris]

13. ping pong casualty

[DS1]

14. Ping Pong Terrorist

Note the fake nose and glasses

[MichaelHarris]

15. hahahahahahaaaa

thats funny

[MichaelHarris]

16. bin Ponglin n/t

[DS1]

17. MoqPonga Al-Table

:7

[MichaelHarris]

19. LMAO n/t

[DS1]

20. It's about time!

:evilgrin: :hi:

[MichaelHarris]

21. my summer vacation:

I woke up, got out of bed, looked for a job, went back to bed. LOL my Cheech and Chong impression

[DS1]

23. heh

I have a tshirt like that - How to find a job

Wake up
Think about getting a job
Go back to bed

The only thing that chances in the picture is the sun or moon in the dude's window

[MichaelHarris]

22. we should start a ping pong terrorist thread and ping pong gap

with those pictures you had, they killed me

[DS1]

18. I believe!

:dem: