UGH, I really need some therapy...

[gkdmaths]

...and I'm kind of getting it by venting.

upon being emailed an article stating that the sh*t administration had lifted the ban on developing PCB contaminated sites, I took the low road to comedy.

my email:

I eat PCBs for breakfast.

didnt you know thats why i couldnt get into any science programs at evergreen?


We should call them PolyChlorinatedBush's. the bioaccumulateive laxative. the more CNN, FOX, MSNBC and CBS news you watch, the more shit you've got to dig through.

HEADLINE: PCBs found in the administration
"Scientists at Evergreen have isolated a new form of castor oil. Highly touted for its ability to get bound mamals to spontaneously purge their bowels, the new PCB's will be used in all sorts of biological studies - and wargames.
Similar to Olestra in its chemical makeup (it's basically fake bullshit) PolyChlorinatedBush's are derived from the process of rendering chicken bungs. Anyone contaminated with the new PCBs will sqwak like a chicken and then suffer from sudden and violent fits of pipestream diarrhea. Great care should be taken if an encounter with such a person is made, and it should be noted that it only infects those people most prone to spewing bullshit, namely anyone in the present administration. Also note, take great care to not make contact with infected feces, as you will undoubtedly become the next cabinet appointment to the Department of Complete Bullshit."

Now, thats therapy.
GKD