Steven Seagal's Next Several Movies

[Merrick]

Projects he's working on, scripts he's reading, etc.

-Help Me Up or Die
-Clock Strikes Revenge
-The Never Ending Breakfast
-Double Down on Death (Yes on Prop 57)
-Thieving Rest Home Nurses Must Die
-Edward Sausage Hands
-Marked For Contamination: The Collective Unconscious
-Fat Club
-Weekend at Arby’s
-Early Bird Justice: Death in the Afternoon
-Lord of the Onion Rings: Return to Burger King
-Beer and Bloating in Las Vegas
-The Liposuction Candidate
-Return of the Bingo Master
-Requiem for a Donut
-Seagal as Elvis in 3000 Pies till Graceland

That's cruel. Let's think of some more.

from: http://www.NewsMutiny.com

[havocmom]

1. Hate his movies but really laughed at that commercial he made.

Now that was amusing!

[4morewars]

2. Marked For Acting Lessons

[GOPisEvil]

3. Kicking Ass In A Pool Hall

It's in every movie he appears in.

[redqueen]

4. Dude has skills

not acting skills, but still... just sayin.

Not many have trained like he has. IMO he deserves a modicum of respect for that alone.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. Here's a few more

Hard to button
The Double Cheese Pizza Massacre
Moo Moo of Doom Doom
Stunt Man Does Aikido
Jowls of destruction
Steven Segal is Direct to DVD!
Can't see my Feet of Fury

[DS1]

6. Sudden Bone Snap

Over Shoulder Click
Cueball meet face
Sing Deadly Saucepan
Die Panda Die
Fruit2No
Kibbles And Hits (and Hits)
Win Chung Othello