Army to offer free Penis enlargement and Breast Augmentation to Recruits

[soupkitchen]

Not yet they're not but how are they going to get kids to enlist for a deployment in Iraq?

[Jim Sagle]

1. That's good. You should be writing for the Onion.

[soupkitchen]

2. Please tell the Onion

Thanks

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. It is TRUE

My niece gfot a boob job from the Military because she was "depressed" because her Hubby was sent to Korea This is true I SWEAR

[tarheel]

7. I remember that thread

the "Boobs of Mass Depression" ! LOL :hi:

[supernova]

4. re: boob jobs

the DoD could offer to do research into making the implants with kevlar. That way they could be bullet-proof!

[soupkitchen]

5. Patent that idea supernova

You might be a supernova inventor

[KamaAina]

6. How about some penis enlargement for the Commander-in-Thief?

Oh, right, they already tried that, on the flight deck...

:-)

[commander bunnypants]

8. Well of course you need to be a man first

He is just a snivelling, little wanna be president


DEMMAN

[trof]

9. AND.......A CORDLESS DRILL!

[Bossy Monkey]

10. The former would give a new meaning to slogan "Army of One"