I need a really tasteless anti-Bush product

[DaveFL99]

I have a co-worker who told me about a doggie chew toy that looks like John Kerry. I get to respond by with a reference to one nasty anti-Bush product. I've frozen. Help, give me a suggestion.

[JuniperLea]

1. pubic shave cream

would be pretty darn anti-bush... on many levels:)

[Devil Dog Dem]

2. A Bush Cleaner, a.k.a., a Douche Bag.

The most appropriate item I can think of.

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. This guy?

http://www.rockcitynews.com/photos3c/antibushwar3/pages/toy-bush2.htm

[yellowcanine]

4. Well I did hear of some TP with Bush's face on it. That's fairly

tasteless. As FG would say, "tasteless is as tasteless does.", whatever that means.

[Goldmund]

9. Yup, I have a whole box of it at my house

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. At Book People in Austin....

They had a Bush punching bag, which I thought was great

A set of Axis of Evil finger puppets (Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush, Ashcroft..I forget who else...)

A Boot Bush! doormat (so you can wipe your feet on him)

I'm trying to think of some others for you.

[texastoast]

6. The thong

I found it one the web, but can't remember where. It was a really great little thong that said "Read My Lips--No More Bush." I'm sure I probably saw it here at DU at some time.

[billybob537]

7. PANTS on FIRE doll is cute

http://store.pantsonfire.net/index.html

[yellowcanine]

8. OOh, Ooh, Ooh! How about a Bush condom - for cheneying us with?

.

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. Here ya go....

back at him.

http://www.booksite.com/texis/scripts/oop/click_ord/+i1Ze87G3qBmeL6UZvmwww/detail.html?sid=3401&deptid=MM1&catid=giftsgen&itemno=2320010852

[ChickMagic]

11. Another pet toy

A plush Georgie:



http://www.yourgiftcards.com/landings/efg_land_main01.jsp?sid=97&pid=1844165568&cid=764&lid=07090401&OVRAW=George%20Bush%20mural&OVKEY=george%20bush&OVMTC=phrase

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. Gin!

How you feeling sweetie?

PM me with your address and phone number so I can put you guys on the Halloween list if I haven't already. (I can't remember! How bad is that?)

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[ChickMagic]

14. Meh

I have my doc's appointment tomorrow morning, so I guess I'll find out whether I have to be hospitalized or if they can just do outpatient tests. PM on the way!

[DaveFL99]

15. That's perfect

[ChickMagic]

13. Okay, not a toy, but it made me laugh

The title is "compassionate conservative".

[fudge stripe cookays]

16. Another doggie toy....

http://www.petpeevespoll.com/dem.html

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