How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck?

[arbusto_baboso]

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could

[GOPisEvil]

2. Woodchucks don't chuck wood.

So, don't worry about it. :-)

[bobbieinok]

3. and.....why did the chicken cross the road?

[Hoping4Change]

8. Why did the duck cross the street?

To see if the other side was all it was quacked up to be.

[jeff30997]

4. What came first?

The egg or the chicken?

[pscot]

7. The chicken and the egg have sex

After a couple of minutes the chicken rolls over on his back, lights a cigarette and inhales deeply. The egg folds her arms across her chest, stares at the ceiling for a bit, then says, "Well. I guess we settled that one."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. As much as you can bump into with

a rubber baby buggy bumper.

[arbusto_baboso]

6. But if I stick a stock of liquor in my locker...

is it wise to put a lock upon stock?

Will some joker who is quicker try to trick me from my liquor, if I fail to put a lock upon my stock?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Well come on, really now...

Are you a liquor licker or a liquor locker?

[arbusto_baboso]

12. I can be a liquor licker...

It all depends on where it's poured!:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Your slicker...

undoubtedly. :evilgrin:

[Westegg]

9. THIS JUST IN: The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

[arbusto_baboso]

10. In a related story: Peter Piper picked pecks of putrid...

pickled peckers.

Or words to that effect.

[Guy Fawkes]

14. FNORD