What will the reaction be at Free Republic on Election Night.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Let's face it, who doesn't want to see the Freeper reaction to the Kerry/Edwards juggernaut?

[Az_lefty]

1. Kool-Aid fest, no doubt!

:nopity:

[mrboba1]

2. It will probably burst into flames and bring down the internet!

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Screams and wails!

Exploding heads.

[Paragon]

4. J.T. Walsh in "A Few Good Men"

:silly:

[Fenris]

5. 1. Claims that a liberal cabal of legal voters stole the election

2. Plans for a resistance movement

3. Vows to form a website for disheartened, pissed off conservatives

4. Heads explode from the sheer irony

[southpaw]

6. Blame will be hurled at the liberal bias!!!

Then We can tell Them to "Get Over It"

[vi5]

7. I don't want to get too cocky....

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty happy with our position with the election less than 90 days away.

But so many things can happen between now and then that I'm afraid to jinx it by getting my hopes up (and I'm not even particularly superstitious).

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Ah, I don't think a lame-ass joke poll will jinx things.

But I know how you feel.

[vi5]

15. Oh, I didn't mean your poll. I know that was lighthearted....

But nonetheless it got me thinking more along heavier lines. That happens a lot lately. The most lighthearted things set me off on tangents of deep and troublesome paranoid thoughts.

[northzax]

28. and won't you feel bad

when this is the tipping point os jinxes, when we can trace a Bush II, part II, straight to your selfish posting of this poll.

I go for "recount." <hey, if the jinx is in, I want to play>

[Screaming Lord Byron]

29. Yeah. I hope to God no-one invents a jinx-originator detection scope.

Otherwise, I'm totally screwed.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. You forgot "demands for a recount."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Good catch.

[sniffa]

10. mass suicide

the cows wiLL start hurLing themseLves off the cLiff

[MikeG]

12. Start impeach Kerry movement.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Bullseye.

[DemWitch]

13. RAGE... pure unadulterated RAGE...

Somehow the majority of the electorate has somehow stolen the election from them and they will be in full battle mode. Coulter, Hannity, Scarborough, Rushie, O'Lielly, Novak, et.al. will be forced to wear bibs from their incessant frothing at the mouth. Between November and January there will be an orgy of scandalmongers dredging up every inconceivable scenario to denigrate the Kerry/Edwards administration, before it's even sworn in. It will not be pretty.

But ya know what... Cheney 'em...

[LoZoccolo]

14. I think it will be a lot about terrorism.

They'll go on and on about how they don't feel safe, that the terrorists have won, that everything's going to crumble because of the terrorists, blah blah.

[Fenris]

17. Recall! Recall!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. I'm sure they'll fabricate a gay orgy between Kerry, Edwards, Dean,

Bill and Hillary, and the entire cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

[Fenris]

23. You didn't get the invite?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Feh! They always leave me out of the funstuff.

I mean, even Matcom got an invite.

[Fenris]

26. I hear he was a bottom.

:shakes head: I'm even ashamed of that joke.

[phatkatt]

18. Suddenly it will be patriotic to criticize the Commander-In-Chief

!

[zanana]

20. Recount! Recount!

n/t

[Benhurst]

22. Cries for a recount and support for the Supreme Court's decision

to overturn the election in the interest of national defense.

[CanuckAmok]

21. "Damn LIEberals, they STOLE this election...

...let's get Congress to spend MILLIONS on investigating this un-American abuse of the elections system.

We should not rest until every ballot is recounted and recounted, until Bush is granted his rightful position on the Right Hand of God...er...I mean, the Presidency.

And if Al Franken or HITLERy KKKlintoon tell me to just "get over it", they'll be civil war in the streets!"

[chaska]

25. One word: conniption.

[Endangered Specie]

27. Mass Suicides.

[DS1]

30. The soft metallic clinking of ammunition machines in overdrive

:eyes:

[Kahuna]

31. ARRRGGGGHHHH.... Wailing and gnashing of teeth..

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