Pause ... reflect ... think ... before you CAPTION

[cosmicdot]

W consults the 8 ball especially designed for him so he can answer questions he's not sure of answering ....



Bu$h, left, pauses and looks down as he prepares to answer a question from Roland Martin, right, a columnist with the Chicago Defender newspaper, at the UNITY: Journalist of Color Conference at the Washington Convention Center Friday, Aug. 6, 2004, in Washington. resident Duck Wad, speaking at the convention of minority journalists, defended the decision to issue terrorism warnings and tighten security in New York and Washington, saying 'the threats we're dealing with are real' even though some of the intelligence on which the government acted was as much as four years old. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

[democrat in Tallahassee]

1. My Depends has leaked again!

[underpants]

2. Condi?!?!? How did YOU get down there Karl is on this trip

:evilgrin:

[cosmicdot]

3. W consults the employment graph handed to him for a response ...

before answering, W is trying to figure out why the line on the left is going in the same direction as the bars on the right ... meanwhile, his earphone and podium teleprompter suddenly shut down for technical problems ...

[aden_nak]

4. Man, this sucks. All Clinton ever got asked about was his wang. No fair!

[Texasgal]

5. Caption

" Mom.... I think it's growing again!"

[LibDemAlways]

6. "Lord, if yer listenin...

please make me lose in November so I don't have to do this no more."

[BringEmOn]

7. Let's see...I have only three scripted answers no matter what's asked...

eenie, meenie, minie, mo....

[zbdent]

8. "Mr. President? MR. PRESIDENT!

You've fallen asleep in the middle of your exciting soundbite again!

MR. PRESIDENT! - WAKE UP!"

[rustydog]

9. "Oh, and God, if I'm on your side as you tell me, why didn't

you wake me during the superbowl halftime show so I'd get to see Janet's titty? huh, it ain't fair, I invaded Iraq like You told me to, why can't you do one little thing for me?"