OK, the classic debate:

[Beware the Beast Man]

[mrboba1]

1. Where's 'other'?

:evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Other - chamber pot

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. What you do with your chamber pot is your business!

:bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Seat down - I like to have sex

And hate to have it withheld!

[truthspeaker]

3. Other: seat up or down depending on how it was last used

and whoever uses it next uses their fucking eyes and brain to see where the seat is before they sit down.


Or lid down to keep the pets from drinking out of it.

[JVS]

11. God forbid people look at the toilet before letting it rip!

[Renew Deal]

6. If I live by myself, seat up.

If with my girlfriend, seat down.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Seat and Lid down in my house

Mrs. Beast Man says it's good chi :eyes:

[Mrs_Beastman]

9. It's good feng shui : P

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Hi, peanut!

What are you doing on so early????

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. Is this THE Mrs Beastman or merely Mr Beastman in drag?

?????

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. This is THE Mrs. Beast Man!

:toast:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Oh - now this is TOOO much!

:loveya:

[flamingyouth]

21. It's also good not having the cat drinking out of it

:scared:

[Robb]

8. Lid and seat down; I've found

...the beer stays colder longer. :evilgrin:

[underpants]

15. Other- Are you too stupid to look before you sit down?

I keep both closed for cleanliness and the cats.

[Blue-Jay]

16. MEN: Has ANY of you ever forgot to lower the seat

before sitting on it? How is this possible?

Sure, I play along and close the seat and lid when I'm done because it's polite, BUT what is up with the people claiming that they're afraid they'll fall in the toilet in the middle of the night? *I've* never fallen into a toilet. Who are all these people falling into toilets? How does this happen? How can you not look before you sit?

[ProfessorGAC]

19. LOL!

Your post sounds like it belongs in a Seinfeld routine. I'm in my office, alone, laughing out loud.
The Professor

[Misunderestimator]

22. Nothing like going in the middle of the night in the dark...

and slapping your ass down on a closed lid either... I HATE that!

[Blue-Jay]

24. Heh heh. I know that some people hate that.

That's why I do it. Nobody can complain about falling in the toilet that way. Looks better too. Serves you right for not looking where you're sitting. What if there's a water moccasin in your toilet? You'll thank me later.

[Misunderestimator]

25. No water moccasin... but I peed on a rat that had come up the pipes...

once... that was over 20 years ago... you'd think I'd have learned to turn the light on by now... :bounce:

[Blue-Jay]

26. GAH!

Hahahahaha!

[MercutioATC]

17. Guess I'm just well-trained. Seat down.

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Always Close It Completely

I know what water looks like. I don't need to see it in the toilet.

I lower the seat, and close the lid. Every time! This is not, and never has been, a source of contention between me and me wife.
The Professor

[No2W2004]

20. Down.

Hell, I don't even think about it anymore, it's reflex.

[greeneyedpookie]

23. Seat and Lid down

every time. Even have the kiddo doing it after each potty trip. Saves the arguments on the up or down saga.

GEP

:bounce:

[pagerbear]

27. Seat and lid down to flush!

Lest icky droplets go flying. (This has caused embarassment when I didn't check to see that everything was flushed away!)

Seat up to urinate, of course. Geez, what else would a he-man like me do?

[Speck Tater]

28. As a man it is my responsibility

to leave the seat down for those members of the less fortunate gender who don't have the sense to look before they sit. It has ever been man's job to look after the weaker sex and do their thinking for them.