I am going to squash my cat

[Snoggera]

he gave my teenage son ringworm (not worms, but a stupid animal fungus).

I shall squash the cat and then get pissed about the rest.

that is the way it is.

[Dookus]

1. How do you know your

teenage son didn't give it to the cat? Huh? How do ya know?

[brainshrub]

2. I suspect Snoggera gave it to the cat.

[Snoggera]

6. SSSHHHHH

They might hear (and possibly understand you)

have you no shame!!!!!!!!!

[Snoggera]

3. Science

i tend to rely on the tenets of science.

Cats give people shit like this.

People don't, and I don't think it is because the cats don't complain enough!

[iconoclastic cat]

4. How did your cat get a fungus?

Really, it's not the cat's fault--it didn't go out to intentionally pass along the fungus.

[realisticphish]

8. or

perhaps it did :tinfoilhat:

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Maddy McCall]

5. You can get ringworm just from walking barefoot across the yard...

Or so I heard.

[Snoggera]

7. I think you are right about that

but, from what I've read, it usually (almost always) is transmitted by a cat that contracted it and may not even show it.

[iaclassic]

9. I hope the cat has been to the vet

Am sure you have calmed-down by now.
Be sure to treat the cat's problem as well as your son's.
;)

[Snoggera]

10. How can I not look into those seemingly alien eyes

and not want to take him to the vet?

Seriously, I love my critter, and of course will take him to get "cleaned up."

[the Kelly Gang]

11. don't do it !!! have mercy on pussy