Here's my naked lady story from work on Wednesday/Thursday

[WillParkinson]

On Wednesday a woman called Room Service and asked to order food. I took her order and when she said, "Honey, do you want something to drink I said, "Oh, no thanks, but can I get you something?" and she said, "Oh, honey, we have a comedian on the phone. You want some pussy?" Then the guy grabs the phone and asks if I want to get in a 3-way with them because he needed 'help' with this woman.

Well, on Thursday night they ordered again. When I went up on the order she came to the door buck-nekkid! I don't know if she wanted to shock or offend me but it didn't work.

Until she handed me 4 dollars for the tip and the guy looked at the check and said the tip was already included give me back the money.

OK, that annoyed me.

[Kamika]

1. ok well?

So did you do it?

[WillParkinson]

2. Um...no....

Not that I have anything against women but I sure wouldn't want to um....you know...with one.

<Gay man ya know.>

[Patriot_Spear]

3. I've got one for you...

To make things easy, the department I work for has master keys to all buildings on a local campus. While responding to a weekend networking problem call, I and another guy walked into a locked music department rehersal room where we found a female piano professor playing in the nude.

She hopped up, threw on her sundress, and then had a coniption about us 'barging in'. I guess it didn't help matters that we couldn't keep a straight face. She stopped being so huffy when we asked if she wanted us to check with her Dept Chair about changing the locks on the door and the reason why.

[WillParkinson]

4. At the hotel...

I've had many guys answer the door in the buff. I've also had 2 guys offer to pay me to watch them have sex. And I've delivered to a room where a guy answered in his underwear but while I was setting up the order his...um...guy...somehow made it out of the undies and was peeking at me.

Sometimes you gotta love your job.

[Patriot_Spear]

5. Geez, are you sure you don't work on the 'Love Boat'?

Wild stories- who needs fiction in a world like this?

[WillParkinson]

6. Love Boat? Nah.

In 17 years at this job you gotta pick up a few good stories.

I delivered coffee to a woman one morning who opened her curtains to let the sun in. While I put the tray down I saw the body on the roof outside her window. The poor (blow-up) girl must have been pushed out by someone who didn't think she felt real enough.

I told the woman that the engineer was doing work on the roof and she might want to keep the curtains closed for a bit longer.

Then I went downstairs and called Security to tell them that someone tossed a blow-up sex doll out the window and could someone PLEASE go collect it?

[Wcross]

7. My naked story

I worked at a furniture store while I was in school. I usually worked in the store and got along well with the salespeople. One Saturday I was asked to make a delivery of a bed. I got the bed at the warehouse and drove the truck out with a partner to the house. Girl answers the door with a silk robe top (ended at the waist). She said "follow me" and turned around to walk up the stairs- NO PANTIES! We gladly followed her, set up the bed ect.... Then she tells us she was "sunning" when we showed up. She asks if we want to see it all! We of course say Yeah! Turns out she was a stripper and the guy that sold the bed thought I might enjoy making the delivery! I made sure his customers got great service from that point forward!

[Nlighten1]

8. LOL

I had a similar experience when I worked at a pizza place delivering pizza looong ago.

[trof]

9. Been wracking my brain

for a "naked lady" story.
Closest I can come:

I was flight engineer on a NY-London flight in the late 60s.
Natalie Wood was a first class passenger.
Around midnight a flight attendant came to the cockpit.
"Take a look at this." she said.
Through the open door I looked down the aisle.
Natalie was in an aisle seat, wearing a sweater and skirt.
Sound asleep and fully reclined.
No pants.
whew

[WillParkinson]

10. So....Dare I say it...

You got a 'WOOD'ie?

[trof]

11. I think I was "bushed".

;-)

[oneighty]

13. No!

He got a Troffie.

180

[44wax]

12. Ever look up the skirt of your kindergarten teacher?

My buddy always took his nap by the teacher's desk. He told he did that so he could look up her skirt while we were supposed to be napping. WOW! What a sight. This is 1965 when 23 year old ladies held up their nylons with those thingies hanging from their girdles. No underwear. I always wondered if she knew we were gazing her gams?

[leftofthedial]

14. I spent 30 years playing music

mostly in bars.

I wouldn't know where to start with the naked female stories.

[patdem]

15. The only naked lady story was when I was in a detention center

and a black girl, in the locker room made me forever love black girls (women). I have always been ashamed of my body...being catholic and all, but i became VERY aware of my body parts during that encounter!