Freeper Entrails All Over The Grocery Store Parking Lot - Only Took 30 Sec

[matcom]

come out of the grocery store just now. walking over to my truck (numerous anti-bush stickers). Man and his wife get out of mini van on the next row (they were apparently waiting for me)

they approach and look steamed (she actually more so than him). walk right up to me and the following happens:

Man: "I don't know you sir but I am disgusted with you. You make me sick."

Me: "Really sir? How so?"

Woman: "Do you REALLY think those stickers against our President are appropriate? He is the President of our country and should be treated with respect!"

Man: "It makes me SICK that you can display your hatred for this country like that."

Me: "Were you as sick of me when my ass was driving a tank for the United States Army miles from the Fulda Gap in the snow and mud protecting YOUR RIGHTS during the Cold War? Were you disgusted with ME then? I think I have earned every right to call an incompetent jackass an 'incompetent jackass' and will continue to do so."

Woman's look COMPLETELY changes and she pulls his arm twords their van. He QUIETLY mumbles, "Thank you for your service." I could BARELY hear him.

SO.FUCKING.SWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. that's my Mattie Lou

kickin ass and takin numbers :thumbsup:

[trof]

19. "names", but I get your drift.

;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. you mean you could smell that all the way in 'bama?

I gotta start takin Beeno!

[Dookus]

2. WHEEE!

I owe you a beer.

[phillybri]

3. Matcom you are cold as ice!!!

:yourock:

"Cold-blooded!"

[Doug Decker]

4. Way to go...

Funny and brains, too. Mrs. Matcom is lucky!

:hi:

[Dying Eagle]

5. Awesome Matcom

Give them hell!!!!!

[bluestateguy]

6. If Kerry is president

I will remind people like them that the patriotic thing to do is to support the president.

[Lisa0825]

7. FANTASTIC!!!!!! Good for you!!!:-)

:yourock:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Bwahahahaha!!!

I LIVED in Fulda for 2 years - can I use your argument? Of course, I was 3 years old or so, but still!! I was THERE!! :D

Good going!

[TEXASYANKEE]

9. Bravo!!!!

I've seen lots of Kerry bumperstickers here in the Dallas area, but I'm not brave enough to show them on my car. Congrats to you, sir!

[tandot]

27. I live about 150 miles NW of Dallas and have 1Kerry and 2 anti-Bush

bumper stickers. Dallas can't be more conservative than my city...

I know that we have some "secret" Democrats around here. A lot of people went to see Fahrenheit 9/11. I wish they would be more "out of the closet" and show of their pride in the Democratic Party.

[jedicord]

28. Put 'em on!

I live in The Woodlands (North Houston), and since I've put my Kerry sticker on my car, have been pleasantly surprised at the thumbs up I've received, definitely more than the finger up. This has made me realize I am not alone in this God forsaken country.

FEELS GOOD!

[matcom]

29. Put 'Em On

and ENGAGE!

[Richardo]

39. I'm in Houston and I proudly have my Kerry sticker on my car...

...along with "Quagmire Accomplished" and my "DU" sticker :)

If you're really concerned about your paint job, mount the sticker on flexible magnetic material (any craft store) and stick THAT to your car.

Then you can remove it while you're parked. :thumbsup:

[el_gato]

10. YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to go!!!!

:party::toast::party:

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Your Ass ROCKS!!!

[Richardo]

12. Mmmmmmmmm freeeeeeper entrails

gogogggllgglg...



WTG, matcom! HA!

[joycep]

13. May God bless you

Both for your service to our country and for nailing those jerks.

[Window]

14. You go Man!

I love it!!!

[Sweet Freedom]

15. Way to go!!!

I bet that felt soooo good.

[absolutezero]

16. wow

if only you had someone taking a picture, i'd love to see that lady's face

[tandot]

17. Man, this is great. Thanks for sharing, matcom

and thanks for your service!

:yourock:

Anyone who is still supporting this incompetent asshole is displaying hatred for this country. :mad:

[IdaBriggs]

18. YES!!!!

You are so THE BEST!!! We love you!!! :) Ida

[Aristus]

20. Oh matcom, you da bomb; you da MAN! You ROCK!!

I'm a heterosexual male, but if you were right in front of me, I'd give you a big wet kiss right on the MOUTH! Way to show those freepers! Come to think of it, I'd kiss you if they were in front of me. You know, just to freak them out.

:yourock:

[VelmaD]

58. WOOHOO!!!

Hot boy-on-boy action. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

64. Oh shut up, Vel. Just sit there and watch!

:evilgrin:

[Yogi]

21. I lov you man

n/t

[matcom]

50. love you too

thanks

[denverbill]

22. Sweet.

Next time, you should ask them if they are going to rip the 'United We Stand' and 'I support the President' bumper-stickers off their car if Kerry wins.

[trof]

24. Sometimes life just........works.

Good on ya, Matt.

[RobertSeattle]

25. Outstanding - that story is a keeper

I was in the Army 85-91 so I can use similar SMACK DOWN!

[arwalden]

26. Nice Work

[mhr]

30. The Veteran Angle Gets Them Every Time -Works For Me As Well

Freeper Entrails Spill All To Easily!

[CanuckAmok]

31. SWISH! Matcom...nothin' but net!

[redqueen]

32. Awesome!

:loveya:

[number6]

33. LOL sweeeeeeeeetttt

:yourock: :headbang:

[fudge stripe cookays]

34. I am silenced by your

complete and utter perfection!!!

We love you man!

Enjoy...

[Richardo]

40. 'Offally good' HA!

You crack me up, FSC!

[fudge stripe cookays]

60. Tweren't nothin' darlin'

It's amazing what a google search will turn up!

How are ya? =)
FSC

[Zynx]

35. Good job.

I'm always amazed at how Republicans assume the president should be treated like a king.

[LynneSin]

36. WWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! MATCOM!!

At least in Delaware I get folks wanting to know where to get the bumperstickers

:bounce:

[proud patriot]

37. Beautiful

thanks for sharing Matt :thumbsup:

[luaneryder]

38. From one vet to another

:yourock: And thanks for your service. Funny, the other side never figures on a Democrat being a veteran. You blew 'em outta the water!!

[luaneryder]

44. You inspired me so much

I just ordered a Veterans for Kerry bumper sticker and yard sign.

[matcom]

47. YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

:bounce:

WOOOOHOOOO

SAY IT LOUD SAY IT

PROUD!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. Bwuha-fucking-hahahahahahaha!

Brilliant!!

Gave those assholes their comeuppance, that's for sure. I wonder if either of those assbags even served.

[Terran]

42. Excellent!

I wish somebody would give me a hard time for my "Kick the Son of a Bush Out" bumper sticker! I do love that part about how they mumbled at you!

[nini]

43. You da MAN!!!

excellent job!


:toast:

[Ready4Change]

45. Well done, and thank you.

Not that I think one must have served in the military in order to speak ones mind, in voice or on ones vehicle. But, having served, your right in that regard deserves to be unquestioned.

[supernova]

46. Three cheers for matcom!1

:bounce: Hip Hip Hooray! :bounce:
:bounce: Hip Hip Hooray! :bounce:
:bounce: Hip Hip Hooray! :bounce:

Way to go matcom!

Thanks for your service and for telling off those losers. :D

[Mara Steele]

48. Congrats, mattie!!

We all love ya!! You kick ass!!

:loveya: :yourock:

[sangh0]

49. Awesome

FWIW, the next time a Freeper mumbles a compliment, say really loud "EXCUSE ME?"

Make him say it as if s/he means it. They get so frustrated, their heads sometimes explodes. But don't worry. It may make a loud sound, but there's nothing in there.

[Blue Gardener]

51. Excellent!

I've not yet had the opportunity to confront a freeper for my choice of bumperstickers...so far I've only had thumbs up!

[Misunderestimator]

52. Excellent! I've been itching for that to happen to me...

of course, I wouldn't be able to use your comeback, but WAY TO GO!!

[DebJ]

53. Yeeehaaaaaah!

[Spiffarino]

54. 99 yards to the freakin' end zone!!!

I wish I could have done that. Then again, I never had to go through what you did to be able to rebuff those clowns.

They were right about one thing: God bless you for your service to all of us.

[Book Lover]

55. Yep, that sweet taste

is the taste of truth. Good for you :-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

56. Ok, so what bumper stickers are on your car?

I'm curious about what got him so riled up. :evilgrin:

BTW, congrats! :toast:

[4morewars]

57. He shoots, He scores !!!!

:yourock:

[sonias]

59. Awesome Matcom!

Heard over store p.a.
"Clean up requested for the parking lot, we got some spilled freeper entrails"

Thank you for your rapid response there Matcom. I think you should be on the Democratic Rapid Response Team at the RNC convention.

And I too thank you for your service!

Sonia

[RetroLounge]

61. Man, I've had the bumper stickers on my truck

for about 3 weeks, and not even an evil starte of a bird has been flipped my way.

What's up with that?

In fact, coming home today, I pulled along side a Jetta with a Kerry Sticker and stayed next to her for a while, (She was cute,too) holding up traffic to just below the speed limit, so everyone in line behind us could see our dueling Kerry Stickers!

RL

[jus_the_facts]

62. Now THAT's the asshole we all know and love....

:thumbsup:

:loveya:

[bo44]

63. ATTA BOY

Better'n givin' em an ass whooping.

[underpants]

65. Oh my god how could you have forgotten

to tell them to go **** themselves?

Just kidding AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[Dogmudgeon]

66. I wanna be like Matcom when I gwow up!

--bkl
Distressed.
Undressed.
Regressed.

[Ducks In A Row]

67. very sweet

[psychopomp]

68. Kick ass, dude

:bounce: :toast: