Orange alert covering the area of Gaul

[truthspeaker]

Intelligence suggests the Goths and possibly Visigoths have planned insurgent activities directed at Roman targets.

[jpgray]

1. Yeah, I'd heard Vercingetorix's IT guys were captured

And yes, my reference is from hundreds of years earlier--screw you. Vercingetorix's funny sounding name must be used! :P

[Speck Tater]

2. Those Goths sure have a lot of Gaul!

But Bushus Gloriosus Magnificus will save us!

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. I hear he has a violin recital planned on the steps of the Roman Senate

just a rumor... supposed to coincide with the annual Homeland Security Red Alert Bonfire.

[benburch]

4. It's that terraist mastermind, Asterix!