Caption the cheesy liar..(I hate this chump)

[SoCalDem]

[jeff30997]

1. Bring me your pets,i will terminate them.

If you don't know what i'm talking about:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/about27469.html

[Guy Fawkes]

2. My face hurts

[Richardo]

3. Tventy gose in vun ear, two comes out ze odder...

It's the Cullyfohnia vay...

[MuseRider]

4. Egads

he always looks like his face lift keeps his mouth in a permanent, spooky smile. I'll bet he has to pick the bugs out of his teeth every night. I used to know a hospital administrator like that, we all said his ass would fall off if he quit smiling.

[shain from kane]

5. "The steroids made me a muscle head with big teeth."

Old: Pumping Iron.
New: Heart problems.
Was it worth it?

[Beaverhausen]

6. All the yacht owners can thank me now- I saved their tax break.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Quick! Give me your sedagives!

[myomy]

8. See, you can do anything if you have the money behind you.

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[BringEmOn]

9. "Just a little implant will perk your breasts right up."

[AlCzervik]

10. Roid Rage+Botox= instant Governer

i hate him too and what he's doing to our state, and i hate all the people writing into the paper saying how they wish they didn't vote for him. Too late morans you picked him.

[MisterP]

12. he's a steroid-castrated tangerine-colored freak

it's utterly surreal. I know botulism, and botox treatments always crack me up.

[cosmicdot]

11. photographer: ok, let's do one without smiling

Grope: but, I'm not smiling