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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 02:45 AM
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Descartes rides into Deadwood...
and ties his horse up in front of a bar.

"You Kant go in there," sez a local.

"Why not? Isn't it Happy Hour?"

"No, it's Schoepenhauer."

As Rene leaves, he hears someone say, "See what happens when you put Descatres before the horse?"
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 06:29 AM
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1. that was bad...
you left out Aristotle drinking from his bottle ...and...never mind..:-)
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 12:18 PM
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2. ooohhh
gotta love those really bad philosopher puns.

Cam -us see that Berkeley was going Hume.. nope can't do it. :)

I'll have to ponder this one over lunch.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 12:31 PM
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4. And having a...
Edited on Mon Aug-02-04 12:33 PM by TreasonousBastard
plate o' Hume- us.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 12:28 PM
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3. Foucault and the horse you rode in on! n/t
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 12:34 PM
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5. Or there'll be Hegel to pay.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 12:38 PM
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6. Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink therefore I am.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 01:05 PM
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7. And let us never forget that..
work is the curse of the drinking class.
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pbg Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 01:13 PM
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8. At the bar
"Another whiskey, Mr. Descartes?"

"I think not."

"Huh? Where did he go?"
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