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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 08:55 PM Original message |
Things not to say to the arresting officer |
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Moonbeam_Starlight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy |
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GoneOffShore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
2. Does your mommy know you're |
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coloradodem2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. Yes officer. I'm home. Take me drunk. |
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The Spirit of JFK (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. Let me get my Indian chief costume on and THEN you can cuff me! |
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Birthmark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
5. Didn't I used to date your daughter? |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:50 AM Response to Reply #5 |
29. Man, I rode her like a '57 Chevy! |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
6. My son spent a few hours |
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riverwalker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
7. I can't sit in the back seat |
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Sporadicus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
8. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in n/t |
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No2W2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. Hold my beer |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
10. Drunk Guy: "Hey, Officer, how tall are you?" |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
11. Are you being authoritative to overcome some kind of |
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mermaid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
12. Say.... |
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richmwill (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. "How should I know how fast I was going?... |
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Zorro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
14. Hey Barney |
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mermaid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:42 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. OH!!! |
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GhostThatWalks (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
15. No. You assume the position. |
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Stew225 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 10:30 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. By the way, sir, how are things down at |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 10:43 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Cop: "Your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 12:06 PM Response to Reply #17 |
36. Reminds me of the "Bad cop! No donut!" bumper stickers |
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LiberalTechie1337 (359 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
18. "I couldn't know how fast I was going... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
19. I love a man in uniform |
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bo44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-01-04 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
21. You look like one of he morons from Reno 911 |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:28 AM Response to Original message |
22. What was more dangerous |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:32 AM Response to Original message |
23. What? I was going WAY too fast to be seen! |
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mark11727 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:39 AM Response to Original message |
24. Bumper Sticker: |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:44 AM Response to Original message |
25. Yeah, its got a Hemi, how about your cop car? |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
26. $125? Is THAT the best you can do? pussy! |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
27. Sir, the light was "elevated alert status" |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 01:48 AM Response to Original message |
28. "Oh, MY breath smells like alcohol? yours smells like a doughnut shop!" |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 02:01 AM Response to Original message |
30. You get out the lawbooks and show me where it says... |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 02:18 AM Response to Original message |
31. Meth lab? Go fuck yourself and go fuck the horse you rode in on |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 03:05 AM Response to Original message |
32. "Hi. Gimme two cheeseburgers and some onion rings. And NO mayo on those!" |
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DoNotRefill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 03:39 AM Response to Original message |
33. hold me! |
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DoNotRefill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 03:40 AM Response to Original message |
34. hold me! |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 06:14 AM Response to Original message |
35. "Guns OR Drugs or Guns AND Drugs?" |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
37. Why am I driving? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-02-04 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
38. Thank God you're not O.J. |
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