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Vicks In The Cradle
A child arrived just the other day, He arrived on campus in an Escalade. But there were cops to bribe, and bonds to pay. He claimed his stake while I was away. And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew, He'd say, "I'm gonna be like Mike, Coach. You know I'm gonna win for you."
And Lil' Vick's in the program with a silver spoon, Hasn't played a down and is handed the moon. "When am I starting, Coach?" "I don't know when, But we'll get you in somehow. You know we'll have a good time then."
Off came the redshirt just the other day. He said, "Thanks for the ball, Coach, come on let's play. Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today, Bryan's doing pretty good." He said, "That's ok." And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed, Said, "I'm way better than him, yeah. You know I'm better than him."
And Lil' Vick hits the ganja like a rasta goon, Gets his ride shot up 'side The Boom Boom Room. "What you gonna do, Coach?" "I don't know son, but we'll say you dropped a class. You'll only have to miss game one."
Well, we finished the season the other day, We have 2 QBs but only one can play, "Son, Bryan's a Senior. Can you sit a while?" He shook his head, and he said with a smile, "What I'd really like, Coach, is to smoke more weed. See you later. I'm gonna go do the deed."
And Lil' Vick's in the bedroom with the pre-teen poon, For the girl, he bought a fifth and a balloon.. "What you gonna do, Coach?" "I don't know son, But we'll let this play out. Was there even field turf on this one?"
The case went to trial and Lil' Vick has to pay. I called him up just the other day. I said, "Jim's gonna cover for you, stay clean son." He said, "I'd love to, Coach, but I just bought this dime.
You see, school work is a hassle, and my bro's got the brew, But it's sure nice talking to you, Coach. It's been sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me, Time to recruit a QB. We're gonna need another QB.
And the pot's in the Caddie with system goin' boom, Lil' Vick speedin' and screamin' "Vroom! Vroom!" "What you gonna do, Coach?" "I don't know son, Maybe I should retire soon?. You know you'll have a good time then."
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