can someone please help this guy? . . .

[OneBlueSky]

devirginize Marc . . . always loved that word, devirginize . . . it's so . . . descriptive . . .

My name is Marc, and I'm a virgin...
http://www.devirginizemarc.com/home/

[JohnKleeb]

1. haha no I cant help him

thanks though, thats my word of the day. Couldnt Marc get a whore?

[rhino47]

3. I guess the whore thing is out

Dan Rather ,Peter Jennings and the rest of the whores where busy this week at the convention

[JohnKleeb]

4. well get him a doll then heh

[JVS]

2. He looks older than his stated age of 26

I suggest he go to Montreal. More hookers there than you can shake a stick at, and priced at about 100 bucks.

[CandyCrim21]

5. LOL

You seem to know an awful lot about the whole hooker thing. Do you have a ghost in your closet???}( ;)

[JVS]

7. Spring Break in Montreal

I wasn't too interested and I couldn't afford one anyway, but one of my richer traveling companions was both willing and able to buy for himself. He seemed pleased with the result

[Skittles]

22. using women as semen receptacles

that should make a man proud. And they call hookers whores?

[flamingyouth]

15. That's my impression too

He looks more like he's in his late 30s. Perhaps his years of celibacy have not been kind to him.:(

[Taverner]

16. Celibacy is stressful ya know!!!!

Deflowering is better than any grecian formula or skin cream known to man...and it's cheaper than rogaine!

[flamingyouth]

17. Well, whatever he does

If he wants to change his circumstances, he shouldn't get married!;)

[CandyCrim21]

6. Well.......

Cant help ya with that but good luck searching. LOL;) Try an online dating service. I here they work. LOL

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. matcom's a virgin?

Who knew? :shrug:

[matcom]

10. LMAO!

bet he don't own a snazzy suit! :D

[KG]

9. marc, there's a reason you're still a virgin....

you look like a geek. get some style, dude. seriously.

[Westegg]

11. To Marc: Shave. Lose the cheaters. Grow your hair out two inches...

...You seem to have a healthy full head of it. USE it, man! Stop grinning. Your teeth are nice and white (a plus) but your canines are off-putting. No biggie. Quite common, actually. Get something besides that potato-sack of a t-shirt. Try a sky-blue button down long-sleeve from Brooks or J.Press. (or, hell, J. Crew). Roll the sleeves up. Not too far. Drop 15 pounds. You haven't bad facial structure, but you need a good bit of toning.

I can suggest nothing about your ears.

[Elidor]

12. Hey, Marc! Mom says get a job this week or sleep on the street next month

[HEyHEY]

13. Every now and then there is a guy like Marc - to make me feel alot better

about myself

[lpbk2713]

14. Try hanging out with Jimmy Swaggert

or some other televangelist.

[DS1]

18. He's more sacrificially valuable as a virgin, I say he stays that way.

Besides, Mark, this is for you buddy :eyes:

delete from "hobbies" where "dork_flag" = '1';

[DS1]

19. Hold that thought - get me a GUN - NOW!!!

I'm gonna shoot this fucker myself!

Dave Matthews, Guster, Pink Floyd, Toby Keith, Yanni, Bertie Higgins, Neil Diamond, and Elvis on the same CD.

[Westegg]

20. Why waste the ammo on somoene who's dead from the neck down...

...and the shoulders up?

[DS1]

21. Eliminate 10% of Yanni's base with one bullet

:bounce: