Funny Pieces Of Clothing You Own But Don't Admit - Until NOW!

[matcom]

when my stepson was around 11 or 12, he got into WWF Wrestling. since he spent the entire summers with us, he and I got into this 'bonding' thing where Thursday nights was "guy night".

Mrs Matcom would pop us some popcorn after dinner and go upstairs to read whilst the little fella and i sat in the livingroom together watching WWF Superstars of Wrestling. The 'hero' (i guess that's the term for the popular wrestler) at the time was Stone Cold Steve Austin.

anyways, my stepson decided Stone Cold was "our favorite"

one day Mrs Matcom and he were shopping (can't remember where) and they ran accross some "Stone Cold" gear.

long story short, i still own a pair of Stone Cold Steve Austin boxers :D

you?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Illinois state fish tee shirt

I got in the '80s when I taught school. Thought the thing looked just like some of the loudmouthed legislators from the General Assembly.

[Zomby Woof]

2. still have ants in your pants?

;-)

[matcom]

3. HeeHee - Nope

sent them all to Paula :D

[Zomby Woof]

4. why do you hate America?

:D

[matcom]

5. because i wanna be just like John Stossel

and HE hates America too! :D

[Zomby Woof]

6. his moustache tickles

Or so Soledad O'Bush told me! :o

[matcom]

8. she has been knocked up more times than Sugar Ray Leonard!

i hear the O'Bush clan forms its own PAC!

[Zomby Woof]

10. snarf!!!!

They live in Wolf Blitzer's beard.

And taunt Candy Crowley with chocolate bars! :D

[curse10]

14. LMAO

you two never cease to make my day! :grouphug:

[Zomby Woof]

15. woohoo!

Group Hug! :grouphug:

[name not needed]

22. wheee!

Circle Jerk! :P

[supernova]

7. I bought a tape on bra yesterday

I bought a couple of summer shirts yesterday that have the back cut rather low.

So I got this contraption that's only front and has adhesive sides. I can't wait to try it out. :D

I also still have a couple of velcro shirts my mother made for me when I was in the hospital. I was tied to an IV for a long time and regular shirts were an ordeal. These velcro things meant I could get dressed by myself.

[ps1074]

9. I don't believe you

[rhino47]

13. A tampon costume

My girlfriends and I went as a box of tampons for halloween.

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

11. From my brooding college days....

a t-shirt that says, in small white letters on a black background:

I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker color.

[DS1]

12. stone cold - rock hard - what's the difference?

:7

[matcom]

17. good point

i suppose its either one or the other :bounce:

[name not needed]

16. You have a stepson? Oh God.

I'm sure he's scarred for life. :D

[matcom]

19. you are sportin' THAT SIG and you worry about HIM?????

:D

[name not needed]

20. It beats lookin at YOUR yellow ass!!

:D

[mitchum]

18. mesh wifebeater (picked it up because I know it's a hideous item)

python skin hiphuggers

[jus_the_facts]

21. Awww Stone Cold Matcom in his boxies.....

....that's a sweeet story!! :loveya:

....hmmmmm I'd concider my black leather heavy metal jacket with silver medallions and fringe....ahh the memories!! :headbang:

[charlyvi]

23. My official Spuds McKenzie Sweatshirt

Still in primo condition, too. Remember Spuds--he was a beer dog, in all the ads with beautiful women around him seeing to his every need. I forget which beer it was though. I liked the dog better than the beer. Remember Spuds at the side of the pool, Spuds as a cheerleader, etc? Or am I just making all this up? After four years of bush* I may be crazy as hell.

[OneBlueSky]

24. I own an really nice, short-sleeve Idi Amin collared shirt . . .

sent to me years ago by a friend who was in the Peace Corps . . . I've never worn it, but keep it as a curiosity . . .

[flamingyouth]

25. American flag bell bottoms

Of course, they were mine when I was seven, so obviously I can't wear them. But I keep them in hopes that I'll once have a child who will want to dress as a member of the MC5 for Halloween.

[Zomby Woof]

27. LOL!

:D

[flamingyouth]

28. I believe in teaching our children the important things

:D

[jus_the_facts]

29. Like Donny Osmond was wearin' on the cover of my very 1st album?

....tried to google a pic of it but couldn't find one. :D

[flamingyouth]

31. Sure - I was thinking more like Rob Tyner

But that image will work! :D

[sus]

26. crimson red velvet strappy sandals

semi-platform.

after i bought them, i proudly showed them off to a friend and said, "they were only $2.50!!" and he said, "..and it SHOWS..."

[TrogL]

30. snakeskin pants

No, I have no idea.

[Mordecai]

32. Zubaz (sp?)

I still own a pair from way back in the day.

I should probably burn them...

[Chovexani]

33. Oh my god!

Those hideous things are all my cousin wore in the early-90s when he was into weight training. I swear he had a pair in every hideous shade they came in.

Of course this is also the same guy who owns a red Members Only jacket. Thankfully his fashion sense has improved quite a bit since then.

[GreenPartyVoter]

35. What are they?

[NMDemDist2]

41. zoobas? i bought a pair the first day i got sober

shows how crazy i was :bounce:

[jukes]

34. kick

[GOPisEvil]

36. Silk baseball-themed boxers.

They are a little...uh...snug, so I don't wear them.

[SarahB]

39. Mr. Belle has silk Elmo boxers.

As in the little guy from Sesame Street. He wore them so much, they got worn out.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

37. wonder women underwear

[LowerManhattanite]

38. A couple of Smoking Jackets...

Wore one as part of a costume in a TV show I was on and when the cameras stopped rolling, I lounged around it for awhile. Remarkably comfortable.

So I got a couple from Daffy's (in NYC). Marked wayyyyyyy down.

True story: I was relaxing one evening listening to music while wearing the smoking jacket when I heard a loud crash outside. Some drunk had plowed into a couple of parked cars on the block and I went outside a second to look. T-click! My door locked behind me. So I go up the front steps to get the landlord to let me in through his apartment. He opens the door, I explain my story and he goes, "okay Hef", while letting me in.

Didn't get it until I got to my apartment. Sheesh! They may look funny but damned if they aren't comfortable. :)

[VOX]

40. An old-time Eton cricket cap, and many Hawaiian-pattern boxers...

They're particularly effective when worn together!