Who can write the best parody of Let The Eagle Soar?

[Strawman]

[Comicstripper]

1. Weird Al

[politicat]

2. what's this pee-pee for?

But no, you can't pay me to watch that clip long enough to write a parody.

The man IS a parody of taste, critical thinking and rationality. And a sick one.

Pcat

[TxGran]

3. He howls like a dog.

If this is the song he was trying to sing in F911, how about "Let the Beagle Roar"?

[demwing]

4. "Lets Stop Michael Moore"

Let's stop Michael Moore,
Kick that lefty out the door
Freedom of speech is such a snore,
Help us blackball Michael Moore.

Listen to the GOP,
repeat these talking points with me:
"It's not a documentary--
Its propaganda, just a lie."

We've still got lots of liberties to lose,
So give George Bush another try.
we'll replace the Bill of Rights
With the Patriot Act 2.

Let's stop Michael Moore,
'Cause civil rights are just a bore
He's not a neo-conning whore
Mike's the liberal we abhor,
So please let's stop Michael Moore

[Strawman]

5. excellent!