Songs that make you want to beat the singer

[Elidor]

Puddle of Mudd - Away From Me
She dumped you 'cause you're a whiny, self-absorbed little shit! Shut up already! If you were capable of shutting up for even five minutes she might still be here, schmuck! I'm always afraid?! I'm always afraid you'll try to write another song! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!

[Dookus]

1. Don't the Russians Love Their Children, Too

but then, I'd beat Sting just for the fun of it.

[matcom]

2. Let The Eagles Soar

with a fucking lead pipe for about 10 hours

[pink-o]

20. Oh Yeah

Oh, yeah! Please make sure that revolution is televised, I'll tune in!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

34. i'll give it up for "Let The Eagle Sore"

[Strawman]

37. It would have been perfect in American Psycho

[htuttle]

3. Anything by The Smiths

What a cry baby!

[sendero]

26. Yeah....

... Morrissey must be some kind of acquired taste. He makes me wince for my gender :)

[BringEmOn]

4. "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" by Boy George

kinda answers itself.

[ForrestGump]

18. First one that popped into my mind, too.

And, yes...

[Guy Fawkes]

5. Celine Dion- my heart will go on.

If you keep singing, I won't go on! I HATE CELINE DION! Damn you Canada! You should have kept her!

[Elidor]

7. I think they exported her to save themselves

I don't blame them. I'd do anything to get rid of her, too. "Hey, look! They love you in America! Buh-bye!"

[Elidor]

6. I'd also like to add:

Figured You Out by Nickelback
Stunningly misogynistic.

[MrScorpio]

8. Don't get me started on GREEN DAY

GHAHK!!

[Kat45]

9. The Darkness, "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"

I like the music, but when he starts singing, then goes into his falsetto.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[shadu]

10. Anything by Tom Petty

[disgruntled_goat]

11. anything by the Guess Who

Burton Cummings' voice makes me wanna poke out my eardrums, but his vibrato 'technique' is what really bothers me. oy oy oy.

and yet i've heard multiple people say, even publicly, that he was the greatest voice in rock history. go figure.

[pocket]

12. anything by Smashing Pumpkins or GG Allin

not because I don't like GG, but because he'd want it that way.

Smashing Pumkpins just plain suck.

[NightTrain]

13. Michael Bolton's excruciating remakes of classic soul tunes.

"When A Man Loves A Woman." ARRRRRRGH!!! :puke::grr:

[ChoralScholar]

16. while in my office, I thought I heard my 4 month old

screaming in pain at the top of his lungs. I walked into the other room to discover a Michael Bolton video on television.

[Elidor]

32. Bolton will smoke several turds in purgatory for his covers

[calico1]

14. Anything byy Celine Dion

I am sick of her. Wish she would have stayed retired.

[TNDemo]

15. What was that song that was out this past year

that had this whiny guy saying, "Sorry I'm not perfect." Don't know the name but my daughter always had it playing on the radio. Ack. And anything by Natalie Merchant.

[belladonna]

27. Simple Plan/Perfect

I HATE that song with every fiber of my being. It makes me want to track the guy singing it down and give him something REAL to whine about. :grr:

[stanwyck]

38. Gotta stick up for Natalie

I'm a fan.

[AlCzervik]

17. Anything Pete Cetera

his voice and shitty songs makes my ears bleed.

[MissMillie]

19. Lovefool by the Cardigans

just thinking about it drives me nuts.

[DemWitch]

21. In the jungle

the ???? jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... a weem a wap a weem a wap... makes me wanna stick a red hot nail in my ear...


and...

Who let the dogs out... woof, woof woof woof... arrrrrrrrgggghhhhh

[Blayde Starrfyre]

22. Tool.

What a whiny idiot.

[arwalden]

23. Anything By Michael Bolton

[Radical Activist]

24. Anything by David Lee Roth

Shut the hell up!

[johnnie]

25. Anything by Led Zeppelin

I know, I know...but Plant just gets on my nerves.

[Beaverhausen]

28. Anything by W. Axel Rose

:puke:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

29. Stinks, or as they are professionally known "Styx"

When I hear "Babe, I'm leaving, I must be on my way", I want to say don't let your ass get caught in the door on your way out.

[KamaAina]

35. I believe that is spelled "Stynx".

:puke:

[LTR]

30. Anything by Creed

[Beaverhausen]

31. Anything by Madonna

[ForrestGump]

41. Man, a lot of people recorded this "Anything" song. Must be a real

stinker. Funny that I've never heard of it.

[mvd]

33. Right now, Hoobastank's "The Reason"

It's being played all the time, and I don't like the song.

[Fridays Child]

36. That god forsaken "Roses" by Outkast.

I HATE that song!

[Khephra]

39. I like the singer, but when he sings

I wanna take any muscial instruments away from Tom Waite. I can't stand his singing.

[LowerManhattanite]

40. "Hot Child In The City"

Hell...no one's heard from Nick Gilder in years---I might have beaten him to death years ago in a blackout stupor! :)

[Comicstripper]

42. THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER

Cher.
"Life after Love"
Holy Christ, the woman ruined <i> sound waves</i>. I didn't even think that was possible. Deaf people took their own lives in droves. We are only now recovering from this musial travesty.

The lyrics are pretty much as follows:

Do you believe in life after love...after love....after love....after love.....?
I can peel sometheen ensaw ye sayuh.......
Aw rilly dont theen you're straw enough, oh...

(Man-ish mumblings, Britney Spears-esque synthetic voice enhancement)
Do you believe...(repeat above)

[floridaguy]

43. Salesman

Rush :puke: