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WE RENT!
It's great. I got a call a few weeks ago from this guy who wanted to talk to me about getting a new mortgage on the property I own. SO I said "What property are you talking about?" And he says "Well, the property that you own, of course" and I said "Well, that's funny because I don't own any property"
"Sure you do"
"Uh, no I don't"
"Ma'am. You're a home-owner. HOmes are considered property"
"why do you think I'm a home-owner?"
"We have you on our list"
"Well, your list is wrong. I'm a renter. I own nothing. I'm poor, ugly, smell bad, and I attract roaches like a pound of rotting bacon. I have noisy kids who shit all over the place and my husband isn't toilet trained and I have no use for changing his diapers so I just let him sit and fester for days at a time"
---at this point I was just making up really assinine things to get him off the phone. I get bored and like to play with the people who disregard the Do Not Call List. I was hoping he'd hang up...instead, I got:
"Well! So you're looking to be a first-time homebuyer! This is great! We have a ton of zero-down and other financing plans that would suit you and your growing family....if you hold on, I can let you know what our rates are today......"
~click~ (that was me hanging up the phone, btw)
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