A Joke....

[red_house]

A businessman is driving through a rural farm town on his way to the city....Suddenly, his car starts sputtering and comes to a stop....The angry man gets out, pops the hood and starts looking around, trying to find the problem.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a horse walks right up to where he's standing....The horse looks at the engine, then looks at the man and says, "It's the fuel injector" and then casually trots away.

The startled man opens his car door, grabs his jacket and heads for the nearest farmhouse he can see which is a half mile away....As he's approaching the house, he sees an old man sitting on a rocking chair on the porch, smoking a pipe....The man runs up to him, sweating and exhausted.

Old man: "Howdy!"

Businessman: "Hello. Look, I have a problem. My car broke down about a half mile away."

Old Man: "You need to use my phone?"

Businessman: "Yes, that'd be great...Listen, you're not gonna believe this, but I popped the hood on my car and I was looking around in the engine and this horse just walked up to me and said that it was the fuel injector!"....The man is still spooked.

The old man looks curiously at him.

Old man: "This horse...Was it black with white patches?"

Businessman: "Yes!"

Old man: "Did it have a a white streak between the eyes?"

Businessman: "YES! YES, THAT'S THE ONE!"

Old man smiles and says, "Ah, just ignore him....He doesn't know shit about cars."

[CanuckAmok]

1. LOL!! n/t

This horse walks into a bar and sits down.

The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"




Is this thing on...?

[red_house]

2. LMAO!