find your dutch porn name.....

[hedgetrimmer]

I am Dirk Van Dijck click here for my movies....

http://www.dutch-fun.com/porn.htm

also at the bottom you can see how dutch you are after you get your name....

it is a advertisement thing at the end of how much dutch are you but mindless fun anyway...

ENJOY!

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[bicentennial_baby]

1. Sweet!

Fifi Van der Pump :bounce:

[ForrestGump]

2. Boenen Van Dyke, checking in.....

Wonder if I'm related to Dick?

[LynneSin]

3. Rika Van der Pump reporting in

I'm here to Van der Pump :wink:

[Alenne]

4. Karel Van Humpen

[JohnKleeb]

5. Boenen Buystelman

[DS1]

6. Nikolaas Offvanschafter

they said Shaft

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

7. Nikolaas Van Batenburg

Funny...I don't look like a Nikolaas.
I thought I was more of a Hans...

[Circe_Invidiosa]

8. Elecktra Van Bonckewaerde

checking in....

hehe

[roughsatori]

9. Wilhelmus Schaff signing in for active duty

NT NT

[Paul1574]

10. Antoon Offvanschafter

and im 60% dutch...lol

[everythingsxen]

11. Boenen Van Batenburg

and I am 80% Dutch. If I'm not living in Amsterdam, I should be. Amen to that. :D

[Philosophy]

12. Hermannus Cockelspel

OK, I don't get it.

[SOteric]

13. Fifi Van Bonckewaerde

I'm convinced this makes me sound more like a poodle than a porn star.

[Amaya]

14. Buntje Van Slyck

:hi:

[phishhead]

15. Henk Van Batenburg

Yes. My name dutch porn name is "Henk"

Bow to me :)

[DemoTex]

16. I broke the key. I can work it backwards. I know all of your names!

.

[SOteric]

17. Suuuuurrrree.......and Circe and I are actually twin sisters.....riiiigght

[DemoTex]

19. Bwaa haa haa haa!

.

[LincolnMcGrath]

18. Berthold Van Ass

[JVS]

20. Antoon Van Dyke at your cervix

ummm I mean at your service

[EFF BrandyWine]

21. This is very amusing...Rika in den Wijnckel

But I was clever! I used Laura Bush's name instead of my own! Bwahahaha!!!!

:silly:

[WindRavenX]

22. Atlantja Van Gobel

...snarf :D

[Ediacara]

23. Boenen Van den Bonck

.

[BritishHuman]

24. Arnoldus Van Dijck

I have many brothers here, it seems.

There's a child-friendly name generator based on a Dav Pilkey book here.

It's not quite the same as the original, as that one rendered my girlfriends name as "Poopsie Diaperchunks". :hurts:

Let's just say that strong representations were made and the letters were shuffled a little.

;-)

[Kamika]

25. Say hi to Elecktra Van Slyck

nice name :D

[peacefreak]

26. Softly signing in as

Velvvet VanLongwijk

[Darth_Kitten]

27. Buntje Scorvebacker

:evilgrin:

[Jonte_1979]

28. Teunis Kochkramer!

Is that Dutch for "Tunisian cock-rammer" or something?

[GOPisEvil]

29. Arnoldus Van Dyck at your service!

:P

[MissMillie]

30. Marita Baerbajk

Hmmmm... interesting.

[slackmaster]

31. Piemel Cloppels

And I'm almost an Amsterdam addict.

[HellKat]

32. Bow Down to

Mistress Buntje Ondergrond :smoke:

[underpants]

33. Hans Offvanschafter

Bow buppa bow bow

[sangh0]

34. Nico Cockelspel here

and I'm ready to cast an evil "Cockelspel" on you, if you don't behave. (Hint: Please don't behave)

[Braden]

35. Petrus Offvanschafter

I think I have a new internet Nom De Plum.

[TXlib]

36. Dirk Cloppels

Somebody spank me!

[Syn_Dem]

37. I am...

Antoon Van Batenburg!!!

[nuxvomica]

38. Boenen Kochkramer and I'm 80% Dutch

Actually, I'm 12.5% Dutch in real life.