How Sexually Active Are You?

[radwriter0555]

Are ya getting any?

Self gratification not included unless someone is watching.

Is this too explicit? Why do I care?

[TrogL]

1. not sufficiently fine grained

Should be categories for twice a week and more than twice a week but not every day.

I noticed this in relationships.

First month - 3 times a day
rest of first year - once a day
second year - twice a week
third year - once a week
and so on

[soleft]

4. but then you win strip tease contests

I'd expect that kind of proficiency from you

:hi:

[KinkyDem]

12. Wow...I'm sorry

I've been with my wife for 11 years and we still have sex at least everyday, rounding for averages of missing a day and making up for it on another.

[zekeson]

15. You sir, are a madman

I tip my hat.

[radwriter0555]

18. I second that.

That's rather amazing.

[KinkyDem]

19. Thank you

I saw a study the other day about married men after the first kid being born and not having as much sex as before and all I can think is you poor SOB's. I keep telling my wife it can't posably get any better and then ... we do it again and it is better.

Yes, I am one lucky man. I know it, I may say it alot but I say it to mrs.KinkyDem the most.

[Throckmorton]

2. Does self gratification count?

If it does, daily, if not, what is sex?

[radwriter0555]

7. Self gratification not included unless someone is watching.

Can't you READ????? geesh! ;)

[Throckmorton]

11. OK, some times count then.

Semi-weekly then.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Sigh...I HATED answering that question.

:-(

[radwriter0555]

5. I guess that would depend on the answer...

now wouldn't it?

[GOPisEvil]

23. It's been ages...

:-(

[StopTheMorans]

6. more people need to vote...

as of right now, it looks like almost 40 percent of people either very rarely or never have sex, that can't be right.

[radwriter0555]

8. I bet it's pretty real....

I think people don't do it as often as they THINK they do. Or as often as they WANT to.....

[StopTheMorans]

10. you really think that almost half of the population

has not had sex in over a year? Really?
on edit: poll numbers for the "haven't had sex in over a year" are diminishing:)

[KinkyDem]

13. sucks to be them

How do people sleep at night with out it?

It's better than a glass of warm milk that's for damn sure!

If people had more sex I think the world would be better off.

[Interrobang]

27. It's really simple...

When your fiance lives 1000+ km away, and all your other "hot prospects" are almost as far, you don't have a lot of actual, physical sex...until they're there, of course, and then you make up for it like gangbusters. Otherwise, it's

(sings)

Masturbation
Can be fun...
Join the holy orgy, Kama Sutra
Everyone...

I also stand behind Twain's Law: 95% of everyone masturbates. The other 5% are lying about it. :)

[TEXASYANKEE]

9. No, leave it where it is.

I don't want to get even more depressed than I am already!

[KinkyDem]

14. well...

you seemed to be making some headway in the Porn thread. Don't give up now! Don't quit before the miracle happens.

[TEXASYANKEE]

16. But but but ....

Sex with one's self only counts if someone else is watching!

[KinkyDem]

17. buy a web cam...

then it will count!

[TEXASYANKEE]

20. Nah, they'd arrest me for murder.

Too many guy's heads would be exploding.
;-)

On edit: was a pun intended?

[Hubert Flottz]

21. With Bush in office you get a good porking 24/7!

:puke:

[VelmaD]

22. yeah...

and with no dinner and flowers first even. Bastard.

Darth Velma

[Piperay]

24. I can't be bothered anymore, sigh...

getting rid of the chimp & reporkers consumes my life now. :-( :crazy: :shrug:

[Pert_UK]

25. Well usually I just lie there.....oh hang on.......

You meant "how often?", right?

:evilgrin:

P.

[Lady Freedom]

26. Not sence college has been getting in the way.

Hey B.A or M.A.L.E?

[AquariDem]

28. Well, I release one egg a month...

I guess that makes my reproductive system active, if that's what you mean. :)