The Australian fellow on the teevee told me to invest in gold.
He said that in a time dominated by terrorism and uncertainty I can depend on gold to be a safe investment. How do I know this is true? Because he spoke with an Australian accent. And if I needed further proof, they also have an advertisement with an upper class British woman, and she tells me that I should invest in Vienna Philharmonic gold coins. And I always trust women with upper class British accents.
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