LBN: Bush-Simpson, '04. Bush Dumps Cheney for O.J. Simpson

[Devil Dog Dem]

In surprising news today, President George W. Bush held a press conference with O.J. Simpson, the NFL Hall of Famer and victim of the liberal-police attempt to frame him for the murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman.

At the press conference Mr. Bush announced that Dick Cheney would retire to spend the millions of dollars he has continued to receive from Haliburton, Inc. during the War on Terrorism. In his place Mr. Bush has chosen Mr. Simpson to be his running mate for the 2004 election for president and vice-president.

"It's an easy choice. I figured me and O.J. will scour every golf course in America until we locate both Saddam Hussein's hidden weapons of mass destruction, and Nicole's killer. We won't retreat until the missions are accomplished."

The White House press corps got off its collective knees and gave the two brave men a standing ovation. "I feel that the country is going to be safe for four more years now that W. and O.J. are on the job," exclaimed CNN's Candy Crowley.

Democrats were, as always, speechless.

[GainesT1958]

1. Jim Carey's already made a movie that would describe that ticket:

"Liar, Liar"! :eyes:

B-)

[Devil Dog Dem]

2. "Dumb and Dumber."

But shouldn't Bush get top billing?

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. Ward Connerly's reaction....

... to the Bush/Simpson ticket : "Here's a President who truly values the contributions of African-Americans. OJ will be the best Vice President this country ever had!"