Why do DU Lesbians think I'm a lesbian?

[LynneSin]

I mean, I'm sure being a lesbian is a great thing and I respect their choice but I'm not a lesbian so stop saying that!!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. You're obsessed with toasters

That may be an indicator :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

2. I didn't think you were a lesbian

I thought you were married to matcom! :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. I thought you were Irish?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

5. I would rather be a lesbian than to be Irish

yuck!

I'm very much English!

[wtmusic]

9. Hey, watch it now

or you'll get my Irish temper going (too late)....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. uh oh...

:hi:

[wtmusic]

14. Hey you

:hi: yerself

I never thought LynneSin was a lesbian (pointless remark to keep post on topic)

[redwitch]

11. redwitch is offended by this comment

"Up the long ladder and down the short rope
to hell with King William and God bless the pope!"

Actually I am Irish/English - fraternizing with the enemy!

[wtmusic]

15. Another schizo like me

always at war with him/her/myselves...

[bushisanidiot]

26. So You're an Irish Lesbian?

that's kinda hot.. ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Well we think that because we all said that too

maybe you just haven't had the right woman yet (sarcasm on and if I had a nickel for everytime I heard it from men, I'd be a Republican :D )

[Misunderestimator]

7. LOL.... Ain't THAT the truth!

[DenverDem]

6. Wistful thinking.

Both genders here think you are hot!

[LynneSin]

8. Both genders must be trashed off their asses before going to the DU Galler

:eyes:

[kitkatrose]

22. Ha! I've seen you in person.

I think you looked nice; hectic, but nice. :hi:

[truthspeaker]

47. No, well, yes, but you're still cute!

[pagerbear]

10. Or is that Wisc-full thinking?

[amber dog democrat]

13. Methinks she doth protest too much.

not that it matters but ....... are you ?

The nice thing about being lesbian is access to an other closet of outfits to wear.

[BlueJazz]

16. It's because you're so wonderful and intelligent that there...

..is No-Way all that Cerebral Beauty could possibly be wasted on the
Male species of this planet.

[Bertha Venation]

17. The Self-Righteous Comment of a Self-Important Lesbian:

Ahem. You can't POSSIBLY be a lesbian if you use the word CHOICE.

Okay. Now I'm really not that haughty. I know the phrase "respect their choice" wasn't meant as it would be if a freeper had used it . . . *choke* what am I saying?! When was the last time a freeper respected anyone's choice on any issue, let alone anyone's orientation?!

Just trying to find an amusing, not pissy, way to break the ice that many of us gay folk instantly feel wrapped in whenever someone uses the word "choice," even when we know it was a casual slip of the typing.

Didn't succeed, did I? *crawling into my hole to speak no more*

[iconoclastic cat]

19. in total agreement

[Bertha Venation]

29. *phew!*

[LynneSin]

20. I deserve a handslapping for that one

<holds hand out, hope BV is gentle on me>

[Bertha Venation]

32. *gentle tap*

:pals: I know you meant nothing by it.

[TrogL]

37. Oh kewl!! She's into BDSM!!

Where's my whip?

[Misunderestimator]

21. No, Bertha, you're right... the word choice doesn't fly...

So, I guess that's PROOF that LynneSin's not a lesbian. Guess I'll send the toaster to m-jean03 instead.

:)

Now get out of the hole. :hi:

[Misinformed01]

31. Why are the leaders of the Homosexual Agenda so CHEAP???

Where the HELL is my toaster??

For people who have recruited a certain number of people to cross over, why don't you give them pink Subaru Outbacks instead???

This is really making me mad.

Steph

[Misunderestimator]

39. LMAO... oh shit...

I totally forgot to ship that out.... going out to Fedex now.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

42. damn, you folks are mean to your new recruits

:loveya:

[Bertha Venation]

34. *crawling out* -- but:

Getting in there had a great silver lining: I found Dick Cheney's undisclosed location!

[m-jean03]

35. I didn't even catch that

Couldn't agree with you more, and I guess that proves that LynneSin isn't a real lesbian. ;)

[underpants]

18. Doodoodoo Bing! Bing! Bing! Doodoodoo

:bounce::evilgrin:

[truthspeaker]

23. I always knew you weren't a lesbian

Because you mentioned once you don't smoke pot. In my experience, all lesbians smoke pot.

[Misunderestimator]

25. Huh? That's a new one.

:shrug:

[truthspeaker]

36. Like I said, in my experience.

I'm sure there are lesbians who don't smoke pot, I've just never met them.

[yellowcanine]

24. I hope you are not a lesbian because I have had a crush on you ever since

you showed us that picture of your ass (that was you, right?). OTOH, I guess it is ok to have a crush on a lesbian as long as it is an e-crush only and no dirty talk ensues.

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. That was matcom's ass.

[yellowcanine]

43. Uh oh - Is matcom a guy? I have been having a crush on a guy's ass? I

didn't think I was gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. Could I be bi and not know it?

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. Not only is he a guy...

...he has a GOATEE!

[yellowcanine]

49. Well he is not bad looking anyway. IF I were gay I might be attracted to

him. But I am not so stop saying that.

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. matcom and yellowcanine, sittin' in a tree....

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. It must be all those women you screw.

:evilgrin:

[sus]

28. maybe it's because you like to

eat..well, you know...It's a base, vernacular term for the female genitalia.


it's time to play "name that david sedaris quote!"

[LynneSin]

30. The closest I come to eating pussy...

...is when I snuggle with Abbott and Evita

:loveya:

[sus]

33. i'm calling PETA!

[LynneSin]

38. Let me know when they stop by - I'll grill up some Bambi steaks for them

:D

[TrogL]

41. Oh kewl!!! She's into *slap*

Ow, that hurt.

[Logansquare]

45. I thought you were Lebanese n/t

[LynneSin]

46. Ironcially I went to Lebanon Valley College

Seriously, I did

[yellowcanine]

48. Hey-I know where that is! Annville, PA. I grew up in Lebanon County.

"Grew up" being a relative term, of course. Was young there and got older anyway.

On Edit. Was that really not your ass?