The High-Steppin' of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "And she can be the Princess and I'll get Gonzales in Legal to change his name to Poncho, so he can be my sidekick, and I'll just be myself: Duck Wad!! . . . Wow! . . . Ready for any adventure . . . like on the campaign trail and stuff."

[mrboba1]

1. who is that?

[skip fox]

2. "Duck Wad" was W.'s nickname as a kid. When

he went to school, the nickname went with him. He thought that a nickname made him like everybody else . . . a regular guy, even, who people liked enough to have a nickname for--but he totally disregarded the fact that when the kids called him "Duck Wad," they would be pushing him, or slapping him, or spitting in his face. So now, W. mistakenly believes that if he trots out the old nickname while running for President (as sort of a nom du guerre), that everybody will vote for him. After all, to quote W., himself, who can resist "Duck Wad for President"? "Gee," he's quoted as saying, "I'll bet even Kerry and Edwards will quit the race to vote for The Wad."

[skip fox]

3. So much depends upon / a real CAPTION / glazed with rain water / beside

the dead chickens.

[cosmicdot]

4. out with Jenna, in with Barbara ... photo op ... take No. 49,689 ...

[skip fox]

5. Hell, in THAT pic W. could be saying, "Check out my package."

n/t

[peekaloo]

6. Ah, that's sweet. Isn't this the daughter who was going to work

with the mentally handicapped? Start at the top her daddy told her.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. B: Hey Dad, the last time these clothes were in fashion

you were drunk off your ass more than Jenna is now!

[NightTrain]

8. Reminds me of the Pall Mall cigarette ads of the early '80s.

[cosmicdot]

9. Barbara: I see how it works ... I'm suppose to be at my 'summer job' ...

... but, I'm AWOL going for desertion ... getting paid for not working ... am I a chip off the ol'Shrub or what?