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Badger1 Donating Member (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 07:34 PM
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Thoughts from George Carlin
The paradox of our time in history is that we have
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> > taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
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> > freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
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> > but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
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> > bigger houses and smaller families, more
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> > conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
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> > but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
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> > more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
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> > less wellness.
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> > We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
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> > recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get
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> > too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
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> > too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
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> > We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
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> > values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
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> > too often.
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> > We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
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> > We've added years to life not life to years. We've
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> > been all the way to the moon and back, but have
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> > trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
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> > We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
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> > done larger things, but not better things.
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> > We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
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> > We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
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> > write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
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> > accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
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> > wait. We build more computers to hold more
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> > information, to produce more copies than ever, but
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> > we communicate less and less.
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> > These are the times of fast foods and slow
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> > digestion, big men and small character, steep
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> > profits and shallow relationships. These are the
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> > days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
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> > houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
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> > trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
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> > night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
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> > everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a
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> > time when there is much in the showroom window and
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> > nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
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> > bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
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> > choose either to share this insight, or to just hit
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> > delete.
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> > Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
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> > because they are not going to be around forever.
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> > Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
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> > you in awe, because that little person soon will
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> > grow up and leave your side.
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> > Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,
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> > because that is the only treasure you can give with
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> > your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
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> > Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
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> > your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
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> > an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
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> > inside of you.
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> > Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
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> > someday that person will not be there again.
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> > Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time
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> > to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
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> > AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
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> > Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
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> > take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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> > If you don't send this to at least 8 people....
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> > who cares?
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> > George Carlin
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 07:38 PM
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1. Carlin himself has described this spam
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Badger1 Donating Member (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 07:43 PM
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2. Just wanted to know
Thanks, still not bad for those of us who have unexpectedly lost loved ones recently.
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TexasSissy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 07:45 PM
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3. Well, I don't think he'd make the comment about praying more, for one
for one thing. He's an atheist.

But the beginning part sure does sound like him.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 07:54 PM
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4. yeah, this was debunked by George himself
On his webpage. All you have to do is read either of his books and you can see how this is a fake list.
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:14 PM
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6. yeah, that line stood out for me, too, as un-Carlin-ish (nt)
nt
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Zen Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 07:59 PM
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5. Geez, so it wasn't Carlin, it's still a very nicely written piece and
says a lot about the times in which we live. What's with all the grinches?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:21 PM
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8. because aphorisms...
...like these are bad philosophy. It's the kind of kitsch that sells in those little checkstand books that middle America just eats up.

Ugh. Grinch, nothing... just means we have a sense of reality.
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Zen Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:36 PM
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9. Well, I liked it. I can overlook the few expressions that don't apply
Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 08:38 PM by ktf23t
to me. So much of what is said there is a reflection of our society and has NOTHING to do with politics. It bothers me that it bothers some people - realist or grinch, I'm just not so sure.

Read my other posts, I'm as vicious as the next guy, I can also sit back and reflect - even here - without any issue as to the underlying secret undertones in the message.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:37 PM
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10. Yeah, right, even if it was bullshit?
a lie, with a false attribution, but that's okay with you?

RL
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Zen Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:40 PM
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11. Aww hell, I'm not going to get anywhere with you. I liked it no matter
who wrote it, so there. Meany. :-(
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:53 PM
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14. Yes, it has that certain Leo Buscalia quality to the writing
:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:
:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:
:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

RL
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Zen Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:37 PM
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16. Why are you being such a jerk??
I'm tired of this.
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Zen Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 09:39 PM
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17. The only thing more annoying than an elitist conservative is...
n/m
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 07:44 AM
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18. it's not a nicely written piece..
it's a steaming pile of crap.

If that kind of stuff appeals to you, just subscribe to a lot of Usenet groups. You'll be inundated with such stuff.

That people ascribe this nonsense to Carlin is an insult, to both him and his fans.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:14 PM
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7. Definately not Carlin
Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 08:15 PM by Az
Carlin is an aggressive atheist. He would not use the terms soul or pray in a positive manner.

http://www.celebatheists.com/entries/atheist_4.html#6
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TacticalPeek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:44 PM
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13. Mike Barnicle?
:silly:
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bigbillhaywood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:56 PM
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15. Ha!
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Taylor Mason Powell Donating Member (681 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-04 08:44 PM
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12. Well, I'm a huge, longtime Carlin fan...
and I knew it wasn't him the minute I got to the part about warm hugs and kind words and spending time with your loved ones. That kinda sappy stuff is the ANTI-CARLIN. I bet he was PISSED that this was attributed to him. I'm pissed on his behalf!! :-)


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